Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 283

Blogs Oscars

In Baltimore there are these things called the Mobbies – they are the Blog Oscars for local bloggers.

And, hooray, Desperate English Housewife is in the ‘Personal Blogs’ category! (And the ‘Lifestyle Blogs’ category!)

So, if you have a moment, please go here and vote for this very blog (which does take a lot of time to write, don’t you know!)

There are lots of other local blogs from Howard County in the listings too, which you might be interested in…. They are listed here. Check them out and cast a vote for them too πŸ™‚

The Blogging Oscars

The Blogging Oscars

Dennis J. Lane

My late friend Dennis’s blog, Tales of Two Cities, is not listed on the Mobbies nominations form. We are hoping that there will be some sort of honor and recognition for his life, his blog and his contribution to the community at the Nov 19th awards party.

Dennis - Kind of a Big Deal

Dennis – Kind of a Big Deal

I’ve been to a lot of events in Howard County recently where I’ve missed Dennis’s presence. He was such a large soul and life of the party. We have a bloggers event tomorrow – we’ll miss his hat, his scarf and his laugh there too.

Name of this blog

On the Mobbies’ page I am listed as Desperate English Housewife in USA, rather than Desperate English Housewife in Washington (mostly because the Mobbies are Baltimore based).

It got me to thinking… I called it Desperate English Housewife in Washington because:

a) Of the Desperate Housewives thing
b) Because of Mr Smith Goes to Washington (kind of a play on the title)
c) And because I was a bit ignorant before we came to live here and I sort of thought we would be living in Washington, which we obviously aren’t – we are outside of Washington and quite a painfully long journey from the centre.

Desperate in the USA ;)

Desperate in the USA πŸ˜‰

Anyway, I wondered if I should change the titles of my blogs to Desperate English Housewife in the USA….what do you blog readers think…..?!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 282

I heart Ellicott City

Columbia, MD. It’s new and based on a plan. It’s good. I like it.
Next door?
Ellicott City, MD. It’s old and not based on a plan. It’s fabulous. I love it.

I do, it’s like having old America next door to new America.

Look, people dressed up in oldy-worldy stuff in Ellicott City!

Look, people dressed up in oldy-worldy stuff in Ellicott City!

What do I love about particularly about old Ellicott City?

I love the old shops.
I love the raggedy streets.
I love the history.
I love the restaurants.
I love that it’s quirky.
I love the Main Street.
I love the culture.
I love the events.
I love the sense of community.

I heart Ellicott City :)

I heart Ellicott City πŸ™‚

Tomorrow I’m going to an event in Ellicott City, hosted by Tom Coale, and I’ll be finding out what other people love about Ellicott City. I bet they love the same things I do, and more πŸ™‚

I’ve gone on quite a bit about Ellicott City. It’s the place I always take visitors, and they are always pleasantly surprised. I think I even described it once as a mini-Glastonbury! I go to Ellicott City for coffee, to find something different to wear, to buy extraordinary gifts, to eat, to potter about, to wander, to see theatre, to join in events – and to just be.

Ellicott City – share the love!

Fabulous old Main Street

Fabulous old Main Street

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 281

Remember, remember the 5th of November

What am I harping on about, American folk? Well, the Brit thing called Guy Fawkes Night/Bonfire Night/5 November. What’s that all about then?

It’s about burning the effigy of a man on top of a mass bonfire and getting fireworks out and standing in the utterly freezing British cold with your toes nearly falling off into your Wellington Boots, that’s what it’s about. I’m not a massive fan, as you can tell….

Guy Fawkes, innit

Guy Fawkes, innit

The 5th of November’s history begins with the events of 5th November 1605, when Guy Fawkes, a member of the Gunpowder Plot, was arrested while guarding explosives the plotters had placed beneath the House of Lords. Celebrating the fact that King James I had survived the attempt on his life, people lit bonfires around London, and months later the introduction of the Observance of 5th November Act enforced an annual public day of thanksgiving for the plot’s failure.

And in the 21st Century in England we still place an effigy of a man on top of a big pile of sticks and burn it, and call it fun……

It's the effigy thing....hmmm

It’s the effigy thing….hmmm

How is that not just a little bit weird.....

How is that not just a little bit weird…..

If you’re a Brit in the USA, the BBC has given us expats some reminders about reliving Bonfire Night in America….

Aussie map of the USA

This is a map of the U.S. states labelled by an Australian who’s never been here…. it just needs sharing πŸ™‚ (Click on it to enlarge.)

This is bloody brilliant!

This is bloody brilliant!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 280

Limericks

Dear American chums.

Do you have limericks? I don’t know if you do, but we Brits enjoy them very much, especially saucy ones.

This might be an American one! Not saucy tho....

This might be an American one! Not saucy tho….

A limerick is a short, humorous, often nonsense ‘poem’ and comes in a five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA) – yes, I am an English Literature graduate πŸ˜‰

Anyway, the limerick is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. Therefore, we Brits generally find this tres amusing. The limerick form dates back to England (apparently, says Wikipedia) as of the early years of the 18th century and was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century, although he did not use the term, and was generally more tasteful than the one I will be sharing with you.

The following limerick is of unknown origin – it is a limerick about the limerick…

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Aha! πŸ™‚

So, my Brit friend Judy retold a little gem to me yesterday, since we were discussing if Americans used the term ‘sod’ as in ‘sod off’ (‘please go away’). For the record, we don’t think they do. But this got Judy to telling the limerick of Roger the Sod, which reads thus:

There was a young girl from Cape Cod
Who prayed for a baby to God
But it wasn’t the almighty who lifted her nightie
It was Roger the lodger, the sod!

Offensive? Maybe, just maybe…… πŸ˜‰

Eastenders for Americans

Judy was also kind enough to lend me a book about Eastenders which was written in 1988 for BBC America, and thus aimed at Americans. Oh boy, it is genius!

Den and Angie

Den and Angie

So, How to Speak Eastenders….

This is a brief glossary of Cockney expressions. It starts thus:

Hoy, Yanks!
Wotcha from Albert Square.
We know our plonky cockney accent could put you in a proper old flap – or even make you go spare. But we don’t want you to be stroppy. So we’ve used our loaf and sussed out a solution to this whinge: An Eastender’s glossary!
Now, maybe you don’t give a monkey’s, but frankly, we think it is rather brill.
In any case, we’d prefer to give you the old flannel than give you the stick. And besides, it’s about time the penny dropped.
Don’t lose your rag or get the hump if you don’t catch on right away. Just give us a bell, or better yet, drop by our gaff, and unless we’re half cut (or on the fiddle!) we’ll be chuffed to death to help.
Ta ra, The Eastenders.

The young Eastenders in the 1980s

The young Eastenders in the 1980s

Then there is a translation:

Hey, Americans!
Greetings from Albert Square.
We know our unfamiliar cockney accent could send you into a panic – or event drive you crazy. But we don’t want to be difficult. So we’ve used our heads and figured out a solution to this problem: An Eastender’s glossary!
Now, maybe you could care less, but, frankly, we things it’s rather ingenious.
In any case, we prefer to butter you up than give you a lot of trouble. And besides, it’s about time your were enlightened.
Don’t lose your temper or get angry if you don’t catch on right away. Just give us a call, or better yet, drop by our place, and unless we’re half drunk (or involved in a shady deal!), we’ll be very pleased to help.
Bye now, The Eastenders.

Marvellous!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washingon, chapter 279

Halloween – check!

Well, another year down, another shed load of candy gorged upon and some very amazing costumes worn. Good work America!

Excellent nose effort

Excellent nose effort

Ace

Ace

Haha, lobster in a pot!

Haha, lobster in a pot!

Adult dinosaur onesie :)

Adult dinosaur onesie πŸ™‚

Batman and Robin cutiepieness

Batman and Robin cutiepieness

Even the dogs got a look in on the costume front.

Hot dog

Hot dog

And the poor children who have no say in the matter also get all dressed up…..

Um, weird.

Um, weird.

And such effort, even in the Halloween food…

Yes, a barfing pumpkin

Yes, a barfing pumpkin

Mischief Night

One thing I learned is that there is something the night before Halloween called Mischief Night. What is this, I enquired. And why did I miss it? Apparently it happens in the UK as well as the USA and other countries (tho, to be honest most Friday nights in any city in the UK could be deemed ‘Mischief Night’….)

Such mischief!

Such mischief!

Anyway, Mischief Night (also known as Devil’s Night in Detroit, Cabbage Night, Gate Night, Mizzy Night, and Miggy Night (in parts of England – apparently, tho I’ve never heard of it!) is an annual tradition in parts of the United Kingdom (really?!!), Canada, and the United States when people (primarily teenagers and preteens) take a degree of license to play pranks and do mischief in their neighbourhoods. The most common date for Mischief Night in England is November 4th, the day before Bonfire Night, and in North America is October 30, the day before Halloween.

Well I never did!

What sort of mischief, then? Well, all within the law, of course (especially in Howard County, I was reliably informed). One might be mischievous by throwing eggs at houses and cars, put shaving cream everywhere and then put toilet paper over the whole yard (as above).

Obviously the authorities don’t like this very much and some towns have a zero-tolerance policy on mischief night since some “homes and moving vehicles have been the target of eggs, rocks and in some instances paintball guns.”

Mischief Night has been depicted on-screen too. Now I feel like I have not been paying attention….

A mischief night sign in a store....

A mischief night sign in a store….

A 2006 film, Mischief Night, is based on events surrounding this night in Leeds, UK.
In Lark Rise to Candleford volume 3 there is an episode featuring Mischief Night.
In the 1994 film The Crow, based upon comic book of the same name, the protagonist, Eric Draven, and his fiancΓ©e are murdered on the eve of their Halloween wedding on “Devil’s Night” by a street gang on the orders of Detroit’s most notorious crime lord, Top Dollar. With the help of a mystical crow, Eric returns from the grave on “Devil’s Night” exactly one year later to exact revenge against the crime lord and his henchmen.

So, there we have it. Mischief Night is for real! Next year, maybe…. πŸ˜‰

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 278

It’s gone Halloween crazy!

It’s crazy day – which means it is officially Halloween!

America goes nuts. Totally nuts.

Kids get up at 6am because they are so excited about it being Halloween. Fact.

People wear costumes whilst shopping in the supermarket. Like this.

Isn't she marvellous?!

Isn’t she marvellous?!

On this day normally sane people shove candy down their oesophagus until they throw up. And then they get a sugar hangover.

Yey, it’s ‘holiday time’ in the USA. Hello Halloween food.

Oh. My. Gawd.

Oh. My. Gawd.

As I type this I can hear the song ‘I Want Candy’ blasting out from the school Halloween parade.

(What an excellently retro video!)

Happy Halloween Holiday, folks!

The V sign – USA vs UK

I know the “V-Sign” gesture i.e. extending your index and middle finger in a manner similar to the “Peace” or “Victory” gesture with the palm facing inward is what we do in the UK, but in the USA they reverse the palm, which is considered offensive to the British. It basically means ‘F*ck off’ to us Brits!!! Just so you know, American chums! πŸ˜‰

The British V sign of peace and happiness and wotnot

The British V sign of peace and happiness and wotnot

The reverse British V sign saying 'F*ck off', or similar ;)

The reverse British V sign meaning ‘F*ck off’, or similar πŸ˜‰

Americans seem to use the second one a lot without knowing that some Brits might just think they’re being rude….. But now we know you just got it the wrong way round, so no offence taken πŸ˜‰

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 277

Freakin’ freaky

I love a bit of Halloween now. I’m a converted Brit, but….

THIS. IS. FREAKIN’. FREAKY.

Freaky

Freaky

Freakier

Freakier

Totally freaky

Totally freaky

Super freaky

Super freaky

Freakin' freaky

Freakin’ freaky

See….? Freaksville! Love it!

Pumpkins USA vs Pumpkins UK

This is USA.

Pumpkin boobs and all!

Pumpkin boobs and all!

This is UK.

British Halloween effort ;)

British Halloween effort πŸ˜‰

If there was a Halloween showdown, the Yanks would have it, hands down.

But……if you’re after burning effigies of men on huge bonfires, then we Brits have that one in the bag. Oh, yes we do…. πŸ˜‰

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 276

Halloween awesomeness

Okay, so here’s the deal. American does do Halloween superbly. Fact.

It’s like one massive party, and everyone wants to dress up as anything they can think of (seriously, anything goes) and have a good time.

See, you can dress as anything!

See, you can dress as anything!

Why do we Brits poo-poo Halloween so much? What is it that [most] Americans love so much about Halloween?

This is what one commentator on the Americans’ love of Halloween has to say: ‘Halloween evolved into the holiday it is today for a number of reasons. Americans have a long history of believe in the supernatural and have created many different stories and superstitions. These supernatural ideas were further expanded upon by American Hollywood. Hollywood brought many of these stories to life and they become part of the massive pop culture. Halloween no longer has any direct connection to religion in America and is celebrated by almost everyone. It is simply a celebration of fantasy.’

I wanted to equate it to some kind of British Easter parade that we did in the 70s and 80s, but that fell well short of the kind of enthusiasm and imagination and general party atmosphere that Halloween musters up in the USA.

Scary

Scary

Scary and odd....

Scary and odd….

So, we were in Myrtle Beach for the Halloween Costume Party ‘Fright Fest’ and oh my, did it deliver. I’ve never seen anything like it as we were faced with costumes from The Waking Dead to The Muppets (my favourite was Beaker) and from Despicable Me to Carrie. So much effort was put in to those costumes!

And rightly so – the prizes up for grabs were First Prize $2k, Second Prize $1000, and Third Prize $500 so there was much riding on this.

What an atmosphere! I was fist pumping and whooping along with the crowd in no time – such excitement to see all the costumes and find out who the winner was! Oh my gawd, the atmosphere was electric!

Here’s some of the best costumes we saw.

Wizard of Oz gang

Wizard of Oz gang

Despicable Me rocked

Despicable Me rocked

Kind of creepy

Kind of creepy

Yes, really.

Yes, really.

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

The dirty nuns :)

The dirty nuns πŸ™‚

Tres bien

Tres bien

The entire family - kids and all (Chuckie was there too)

The entire family – kids and all (Chucky was there too)

She should have won!

She should have won!

Yes, he is trying to grab my boob

Yes, he is trying to grab my boob

Grossness

Grossness

Tim Burton style

Tim Burton style

Loved the Anchorman dudes! Genius!

Loved the Anchorman dudes! Genius!


This is the radio host Scoty from http://rock107mb.com, who were hosting the event. He is dressed as 'Prancercise' inventor Joanna Rohrback (love her) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

This is the radio host Scoty from http://rock107mb.com, who were hosting the event. He is dressed as ‘Prancercise’ inventor Joanna Rohrback (love her) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

And there we have it – Halloween genius. It’s all about the party and having fun, and I like that a lot. Hoorah for Halloween!

Just in case…

As we were queuing at the airport a sign stood out to me. This one.

Just in case I had one of these on me..... (which obviously I did not!)

Just in case I had one of these on me….. (which obviously I did not!)

PJs in Walmart

And finally, the myth about people wearing their PJs at Walmart is TRUE.

Here is the pictorial evidence from my friend, Judy, to prove it.

PJs and slippers at Walmart

PJs and slippers at Walmart

Let it be known that this also happens at Tesco in the UK, however. Sigh.

But hang on a cotton-pickin’ minute, those are Ralph Lauren PJ pants/bottoms (yes, we call them pyjama bottoms in the UK)! Not any old PJ bottoms are hanging around Walmart…. πŸ˜‰

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 275

Tea and us Brits πŸ™‚

Before we begin the next installment about South Carolina, here is something I need to share with you.

It’s about being British and the phenomenon that is tea. I am currently having a cuppa (okay, its green, but whatever, it’s tea!) as I blog, of course.

This delightful video explains it all….

Anyhow, back to the South!

Magnolia Plantation

Wow, this place is kind of eerie and beautiful and charming and spooky and fabulous and historical and lovely all rolled into one MASSIVE plantation near Charleston.

Founded in 1676 by the Drayton family, Magnolia Plantation has survived the centuries and witnessed the history of the American nation unfold before it from the American Revolution through the Civil War and beyond. It is the oldest public tourist site in the ‘Lowcountry’, and the oldest public gardens in America, opening its doors to visitors in 1870 to view the thousands of beautiful flowers and plants in its famous gardens.

It is truly magical and wonderous and thought-provoking.

Delightful garden!

Delightful garden!

History about the plantation

History about the plantation

Stunning views

Stunning views

View from the piazza of the main house

View from the piazza of the main house

The main house

The main house

Pretty gardens

Pretty bridge

Slave Quarters

And then there were the slave quarters, which are shocking and fascinating in their own right. The plantation has a project underway called ‘From Slavery to Freedom: The Magnolia Cabin Project’, which began more than four years ago in an effort to preserve five historic structures that date back to 1850. These former slave dwellings now serve as the focal point for a presentation about African-American history.

What I liked about the Magnolia Plantation is that it recognizes the importance of acknowledging the vital role that Gullah people and culture plays in any interpretation of ‘Lowcountry’ history. They state on the website: ‘By addressing this often overlooked part of the region’s narrative, Magnolia seeks to respectfully afford credit where credit is due.’ Nice.

Walking around here, and seeing the cabins and the presentation, you are given an insight into the tumultuous times continuously challenging African-American families from slavery, the Jim Crow/segregation era and through the modern Civil Rights period.

A slave cabin

A slave cabin

Cabins in the woods

Cabins in the woods

Cabin A – Circa 1850’s Slave Cabin
Built sometime in the early 1850’s, this pine-framed duplex was designed to hold two separate families with as many as six people per room. Enslaved African-Americans lived here until Charleston fell to Union forces in February 1865.

Cabin B – 1926 Gardener’s Home
Built in the 1850’s, this cabin was restored to reflect the mid 1920’s era when it was the home of one of Magnolia’s gardeners. The Hastie family often brought newspapers with them from Charleston and New York, which were used for cabin insulation and are recreated here.

Cabin C – 1969 Leach Family Home
Also erected in the 1850’s, this cabin was later inhabited by free African-Americans working at Magnolia. The Leach family boasted a long lineage of prestigious gardeners dating back to the early 1930’s, and Johnnie Leach resided here from 1946 until 1969.

Cabin D – 1870 Freedmen’s House
African-American workers resided in this cabin off and on into the 1980’s, making extensive alterations over the years. Magnolia Plantation restored this 1850’s structure to its 1870’s condition to illustrate a time when many former slaves became gardeners, porters and guides to the many visitors who traveled to Charleston aboard steamboats once tourism began its rise after the Civil War.

Cabin E – Circa 1900 Gardener’s Home
This is the only cabin on this street not built during slavery. All indicators point to the building’s completion occurring around 1900, and would have provided shelter for an individual or couple without children. The last person to inhabit this cabin was groundskeeper Allen Haynes, who left in 1999.

Swamp

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a real swap before. Especially not one that promises alligators. Gutted, though. Did not see an alligator.

But the swamp itself was mesmerising. It was like a green Yellow Brick Road winding its way through the trees. It was so vivid and bright, it almost felt like a movie set.

If you can have favourite swamps, then this is mine ;)

If you can have favourite swamps, then this is mine πŸ˜‰

'Follow the green boggy swamp....'

‘Follow the green boggy swamp….’

Alligators...?

Alligators…?

Signage

If you’ve been reading this blog a while, you might know that I like American signage. I just do.

So, here’s some of that very signage that I spotted during our roadtrip that tickled my fancy πŸ™‚

Since when is someone who is 20 a teen?

Are you still considered a teen if you are 20 then?

Brash and bold

Brash and bold

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Ah, America

Ah, America

So, I PROMISE that Halloween in Myrtle Beach and PJs in Walmart etc will be in the next blog! There’s just so much to share with you, my Bloglings πŸ™‚

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 274

Charleston, baby

Here’s part 2 of the South Carolina roadtrip!

Charleston. One word? Classy. I liked it, mucho. We arrived on the Friday and there were a lot of ladies lunching (and drinking champers) in fine restaurants. You see? Just perfect for the Desperate Housewife!

Such a pretty town

Such a pretty town

Anyhow, we mooched, as one must in Charleston – oggling the houses, the history and the waterfront.

I was most delighted to spy a pink fountain (no doubt in recognition of breast cancer awareness of month).

Yey, pink fountain!

Yey, pink fountain!

Rainbow Row

This is a beautiful row of houses with an interesting history in Charleston.

Rainbow Row, Charleston

Rainbow Row, Charleston

After the Civil War, this area of Charleston devolved into near slum conditions. In the early 1900s, Dorothy Porcher Legge purchased a section of these houses numbering 99 through 101 East Bay and began to renovate them. She chose to paint these houses pink based on a colonial Caribbean colour scheme. Other owners and future owners followed suit, creating the “rainbow” of pastel colours present today. The colouring of the houses helped keep the houses cool inside as well as give the area its name.

Common myths concerning Charleston include variants on the reasons for the paint colors. According to some tales, the houses were painted in the various colours such that the intoxicated sailors coming in from port could remember which houses they were to bunk in. (I like this version the best.) In other versions, the colors of the buildings date from their use as stores; the colours were used so that owners could tell illiterate slaves which building to go to for shopping.

I also saw this sign, which I didn't understand, but thought I would share in case anyone has any idea!

I also saw this sign, which I didn’t understand, but thought I would share in case anyone has any idea!

Folly Beach

Pretty Folly Beach. See πŸ™‚

Cute

Cute

Stunning views

Stunning views

Known to Charleston locals as “the Edge of America”, Folly Beach is home to numerous surf spots, the most popular being the Washout, 10th Street and the Folly Beach Pier. Despite its usually calm conditions, Folly Beach has gained prominence as one of the more popular surf spots along the East Coast. Folly Beach is an eclectic beach community.

I think I need to spend more time here….

Nomad girl in van

As we drove along the highway, we spotted this van.

Nomad chick

Nomad chick

Yes, I've Facebooked her!

Yes, I’ve Facebooked her!

What a happy nomad chick!

What a happy nomad chick!

She says this:

‘On June 27, 2011 I made the best mistake of my life. I bought a 1971 Dodge Campervan. If I only knew then, what I know now. I now can completely relate to the old saying ” I’ve put my blood, sweat, and tears in this”. When it came time to pull the trigger, I was never so utterly scared and determined in my life. On October 23, 2012 the Van made her maiden voyage. Sure, this trip is about having the best time of my life, experiencing what the world has to offer. Deep down, I know this journey will define me, set the foundation for the rest of my life. Im out here on the road doing the good ole’ soul searching. Follow my nomadic ways here, you never know, we may just cross paths one day :-)’

Check her out, she’s pretty awesome! Respect Nomad Chick.

Seewee food

On the road, I like to stop at places in America that aren’t chain places. I’m looking for rustic charm.

For lunch I was very specific. ‘I want it to be a run down shack that does amazing food and I need to eat shrimp gumbo or similar, please.

And would you bloomin’ well believe it, we found THE pefect place. It was this exactly.

And here it is.

Perfect

Perfect shack

Even the soda fridge dated back to the 60s!

Even the soda fridge dated back to the 60s!

See how happy I am!

See how happy I am!

I wanted Creole Shrimp. I got it!

I wanted Creole Shrimp. I got it!

For a fish fan like me, so much to choose from :)

For a fish fan like me, so much to choose from πŸ™‚

Loved SeeWees

Loved SeeWees

But, wait. Why is it called SeeWee’s? (Which is weirdly similar to the portable urinating device for women.)

It is named after the SeWee tribe. And here’s their sad, sad tale.

The Sewee Indians were a small tribe, supposedly Siouan, formerly living in east South Carolina. According to history they occupied the lower part of Santee river and the coast westward to the divide of Ashley river, about the present Monks Corner, Berkeley County, where they adjoined the Etiwaw. Nothing is known of the language, but judging by their alliances and their final incorporation with the Catawba they are assumed to have been Siouan. A man called Lawson, who met them in 1701, when they were living at the mouth of Santee river, states that they had been a large tribe, but had been wasted by alcohol and smallpox, which disease was commonly fatal because the afflicted plunged into cold water to alleviate the fever. At Sewer Bay he found a deserted village, Avendaughbough, which may have been one of their towns. Lawson says that they undertook to send a fleet of canoes to England in charge of most of their able-bodied men, for the purpose of trade; a storm swamped most of the canoes, and the survivors were rescued by an English ship and sold as slaves in the West Indies. In 1715 there remained but one village of 57 souls. The Yamasee War of that year probably put an end to their separate existence as a tribe, forcing the survivors to join the Catawba.

Note to self: don’t try to get back to the UK in a canoe πŸ˜‰

That’s all for now, folks! Part 3 of the roadtrip will feature: the Magnolia Plantation and swamp, doing Halloween like a Yank and PJs at Walmart. Stay tuned! πŸ™‚

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