Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 253

British sayings in the USA

I love British colloquialisms (okay, slang) – they are part of my culture and often make a sentence all the merrier! I use them frequently in conversations in the USA to my friends, sometimes leaving them nonplussed about what the hell I am going on about.

The brilliant site Buzzfeed has created a list of British slang sayings that it says ‘Americans should start using’.

It’s like a dictionary to understand what I am harping on about.

Here are some of my favourites….

(Made a mess of something)

(Made a mess of something)

(V v v v tired)

(V v v v tired)

(Had a little too much to drink and can't stand up)

(Had a little too much to drink and can’t stand up)

I could use all those lovely slang words above in one sentence after a night out on the tiles……. 🙂

Government shutdown

It’s all a tiswas today with the government shutdown.

I heard on the radio that the ‘National Mall was closed’. For one moment I had a minor panic attack – I thought they meant that The Mall in Columbia would be closed. Phew, it’s not. I checked.

But the worst news of all is that The National Zoo’s beloved panda cam and all other live animal cameras from the zoo have gone dark with the government shutdown.

The zoo itself will be closed to visitors starting today 😦 A zoo spokeswoman says the live animal cameras went offline this morning. Officials say the shutdown won’t affect care of the animals, which is good news.

The zoo tweeted that “The cams (incl. the panda cams) require federal resources, especially staff, to run. They have not been deemed essential …”

We won't be able to see anymore of this cuteness for a while....

We won’t be able to see anymore of this cuteness for a while….

The panda cam has been popular since the birth of a new cub on August 23rd. Mummy Panda Mei Xiang could be seen snuggling with the teeny-tiny cub through the morning, but around 8am the feed went dark.

See, this is the kind of thing a government shutdown does to a nation. All together – ‘We want Pandacam, we want Pandacam…..’ 😉

On a serious note, one friend commented today: ‘This is the USofA. And it’s ridiculous. Get a grip; you’re supposed to be grown ups…makes me too sad.’

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 252

Brits in the USA

I like reading other Brits’ views of the USA and Anthony Windram’s amusing views of his time in the USA always make me chuckle. Anthony writes for The Displaced Nation and often comments on his time out here with a very British viewpoint. It’s worth reading!

All about Anthony

I came out here because I married a New Yorker who had been living and working in London for several years. I guess that makes me a trailing spouse. If I’m honest, I’d never previously had any yearning to move to the States, but seemed like a diverting enough life opportunity when it was presented to me.

Anthony

Anthony

Now getting on for six years in the States. Initially I was on the east coast, Philadelphia and New York, but now I am in California where after several years I still haven’t got a tan. More can be discovered at my blog, Culturally Discombobulated.

How do you think parenting in the USA compares to parenting in the UK?
I’m very new to this parenting lark so I have little idea. Seems rather overwhelming which either side of the pond you’re on. I’ve just been concentrating on making sure the child isn’t encrusted in baby poop to note any cultural nuances.

What are the things about growing up in the USA that you fear for your kids, and what things are you glad they won’t experience in the UK?
That they’ll grow up not understanding the beauty of a good LBW, but on the plus side, they’ll have no idea who Keith Lemon is. Every cloud . . .

A very British sense of humour, Keith Lemon

Thanks, but no thanks, Keith Lemon

What is the best thing about being a Brit in the USA?
If I get something wrong or get my pronunciation of a word incorrect, I can just fob everyone else off and claim that it’s correct in Britain. Surprising how often it works.

What traditions and traits come are visible from each culture in your current lifestyle?
In terms of being more American, I’ve become a bit more demanding in terms of customer service. Not in an unpleasant way, you understand. I’m not an ogre when I’m in a store, but I’ve become use to a different standard of service since living in the US. Now when I’m back in the UK I get impatient with customer services in a way I never would before.

In what way do you think your life is different because you are in the USA, and how do you think it would compare if you were in the UK?
Not so much because of the US, but I certainly feel I’ve grown as a person in having lived abroad. I think it’s given me a broader perspective on the world, and hopefully made me less narrow-minded.

What are your favourite myths, stereotypes and misconceptions about the USA?
The one about Americans being such lousy world travelers. Ignoring, for a moment, the pitiful amount of vacation time the average American receives, it’s a continental country; if I drove from San Fran to New York it would be like driving from London to Bucharest. There’s so much to see just within the 50 states that it seems churlish in being snobbish about this.

Fabulous San Francisco

Fabulous San Francisco

Five things you miss about the UK?
Black pudding. Seriously, I miss black pudding over my family.

Shared pop culture knowledge. At times I’ve been in meetings or at dinner parties and you want to make an amusing reference and then you realize that nobody else in the room is going to get the reference to The Clangers or Kenneth Williams or Morecambe & Wise that you were planning on making.

British comedy geniuses, Morecambe & Wise

British comedy geniuses, Morecambe & Wise

Processed meat in some kind of pastry. They’re not so big on that here. You can end up missing a good pork pie or sausage roll.

Pervasiveness of history. Even in the smallest village you’ll find a church that’s hundred of years old. End up living in somewhere that’s full of strip malls built in the last ten years or so, you really miss that historical grounding.

The weather. Seriously, we complain about it, but it’s not bad. Four seasons of rather temperate weather – not too shabby at all.

Not really the British weather.....

Not really the British weather…..

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 251

USA government shut down!

I am confused. This is because I don’t really get what the statement above means. Stuff is shutting down, everybody in the government / public sector goes home early and doesn’t work and you can’t call any numbers or get any services…. that’s a typical Friday afternoon in government, right? 😉 So what’s different?

A Dumb Brit’s Guide to the USA Government Shut Down

1. What’s going on? Well, it’s been 17 years since the federal government last faced a partial shutdown because Congress and the president couldn’t agree on a spending bill. A lot has changed in that time, leaving federal employees, citizens and even government decision-makers confused about what a shutdown would mean. Please include me (expat) in that ‘confused’ list. Now I can join a Club for Confused People 🙂

2. When would a shutdown begin? When the fiscal year ends at midnight Monday – that’s today! Most federal workers would report to work Tuesday, but unless they’re deemed “essential,” they would work no more than four hours on shutdown-related activities before being furloughed. Who is essential? I hope the people who do the school lunches are essential, because Harry can’t bear the packed lunches I make and he will be all grumpy and have a rumbly tummy if the school lunch people aren’t essential. Actually, I don’t even know if they are government workers, I’m just trying to put it into context for myself 😉

What will be on the Shutdown Menu?

What will be on the Shutdown Menu?

3. When would the shutdown end? Immediately after the president signs a spending bill. As a practical matter, it could be noon the following day before most government offices that were shut down would reopen their doors. I think I may use this argument with my other half next time he has a moan about my spending bill…I shall refuse all services as a desperate housewife. And I mean all. Then we’ll see who’s going to have a pop about my spending bill.

4. So what will be affected by the shutdown?

Will I still get my mail? Yes. The U.S. Postal Service functions as an independent business unit. Good stuff, I am awaiting some highly essential shoes in the mail.

Can I get a passport? Maybe, but hurry is the advice. I don’t need one, I hasten to add – I’m just trying to be helpful in case you do.

Can I visit national parks? No. The National Park Service says day visitors will be told to leave immediately, and entrances will be closed. I may just go to one so that I can be ushered out and told to ‘leave immediately’ so that I can experience the shutdown affect in full swing. Apparently campers already in the parks have two days to pack up and leave. This still does not make me want to go camping, even if it means some leeway on the rules.

Will Washington museums be open? The Smithsonian, the National Zoo and the Holocaust Museum would all be closed. Private museums, such as the Newseum, the Spy Museum and Mount Vernon, would remain open. Rule of thumb: If it’s usually free, it’s probably closed. So there we have, if it’s free you can’t get in.

Want to have nose round here? Think again!

Want to have nose round here? Think again!

Oh my, I have found one about school lunches….

And the federal school lunch program? It is expected that most schools will be able to continue providing meals through October. Phew and hoorah!

Anyway, there are lots and lots of questions that are far more serious than mine involved in all this and whilst I jest, it ain’t no laughing matter for employees, recipients of services and those seriously impacted by the shutdown.

I can’t quite work out what to expect if there is no agreement, but I tell you one thing – it’s all an experience in the USofA!

British food

I had forgotten how dreadful some British food can be. Here I am harping on about American food, and this picture (shared by https://www.facebook.com/quitepeckish) made my stomach turn 😦 Oh, the chippy, how I don’t miss thee!

Battered everything! Bleurgh!

Battered everything! Bleurgh!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 250

Stink bugs invasion!

Every now and then in the evenings, just at the moment, here in America, I hear my other half utter words similar to ‘Oh, p*ss off you little b*gger,’ and ‘Argh, get out of my face!’ and ‘Where did you all come from?’

He is of course, talking the Stink Bug Talk. That is the kind of talk that the appearance of stink bugs generates, and right now it’s stink bug-tastic in Howard County. In fact, according to my other half most of them have congregated on our deck and are trying to stage a home invasion through our decking doors.

‘Tis true – it feels that way. You can be standing there minding your own British business and BAM! A stink bug flies into your hair, leg, or (worse) mouth. The little critters don’t care.

Smelly little b*gger

Smelly little b*gger

I confess I squished one ugly-bug whilst closing the decking doors just last night, and pooh! Yep, they earn their name. And did I feel a little bit bad? Um, a teeny tiny bit…… 😉

And why are there so many of the little blighters around, crawling up my curtains and along my kitchen sink? Well, apparently the Stink Bug population ‘may be ready to explode’ – and right here in Columbia, Howard County we’re plonked right in the at the epicenter.

Great.

“We’re really expecting a bigger crop of stink bugs in the region coming into 2013,” Mike Raupp, entomologist at the University of Maryland, told WTOP.

AGProfessional.com warns that the East Coast could take the brunt of the stink bug population explosion.

It's an East Coast invasion!

It’s an East Coast invasion!

Places with the perfect climate for these guys: Virginia, Maryland and D.C. Oh goody gumdrops (sarcasm).

“We’re right at the epicenter; we’re at the place where there are more stink bugs than anywhere else on the planet, as far as we can tell, right now,” Raupp told WTOP.

Sigh. I’m off to close the decking doors again…. 😉

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 249

South East DC

Today I headed out at 6am to a training in DC. I hadn’t been to South East DC before. The advice we get as Brits here is that if we find ourselves in this area, just head North. It has a reputation, I am led to believe.

Anyhow, I wanted to see it, of course.

What struck me was that at 7am, as I reached areas that were so obviously ones of homelessness and poverty, were the food queues at the Soup Kitchens. There were people crowded on the street outside one soup kitchen – and they were predominantly black males. It was a sad and humbling sight to see as I am sipping my smoothie, passing them by. I am reminded of the poverty in DC and the bubble in which I live in Columbia.

I didn't take any shots of the soup kitchen queue, out of respect, but this is one in Brooklyn, and it looked very similar.

I didn’t take any shots of the soup kitchen queue, out of respect, but this is one in Brooklyn, and it looked very similar.

And as I sat at the traffic lights and one man worked the line begging and as I passed a dollar bill through my window, I hoped he would use it wisely…..

The area I reached was a conundrum – a real dichotomy. There were iron bars on doors and windows of houses, the area was diverse in terms of race, and some of it was completely run down, with desolate houses and graffiti next to trendy wine bars, and there were rich-looking women in open top cars and people walk their foo-foo dogs adjacent to crowds of kids on the street corner mooching about on bikes with rap music blasting. Fascinating.

Today I could have gone to a Fall Festival in Columbia and Music Festival in Ellicott City and a Rodeo near Frederick, all of which would have been fab, but instead I saw this and for some reason it had much more of an impact on me – probably because I saw a different America today.

A 'high street'

A ‘high street’

Political paraphernalia

Political paraphernalia

Super smart houses, all with bars on the doors and windows

Super smart houses, all with bars on the doors and windows

There were some people just hanging on the street - a lot of people sitting too

There were some people just hanging on the street – a lot of people sitting too

Some areas seem untouched by regeneration

Some areas seem untouched by regeneration

Wasteland

Wasteland

It felt industrial in parts

It felt industrial in parts

I just like this sign, that's all

I just like this sign, that’s all

Confederate flag controversy

Today a heritage group, the Virginia Flaggers, raised the Confederate flag along the heavily traveled I95. Many residents of Richmond about 10 miles north up the highway have protested, saying the banner is a symbol of ‘slavery and bigotry’.

Hundreds of people turned out today to celebrate the raising of a Confederate battle flag, an event that has stirred strong opposition from those who view the flag as a symbol of division.

Those who attended the raising of the 15-by-15-foot flag from the Army of Northern Virginia said the ceremony was not intended to offend, but to honor the South’s war dead in the Civil War.

The Washington Post reported that ‘the opponents gathered nearly 25,000 signatures for on an online protest petition, and have encouraged residents of the former capital of the Confederacy to display American flags outside their homes and to flood social media with images of the stars and stripes.’ An American flag approximately 60 feet wide was unfurled at a construction site in downtown Richmond about noon today.

The ceremony today

The ceremony today

The private land, on which the Confederate flag flies, was donated for the purpose of permanently flying it near a highway where it can be viewed by tens of thousands of people daily. From the highway, the bright red and blue of the flag’s stars and bars can be seen through the trees.

According to reports, a rendition of “Dixie” was sung and a bagpiper played “Amazing Grace.” Small Confederate flags were handed out and water was distributed in bottles with the name “Dixie Pride.”

Susan Hathaway, a member of the Virginia flaggers, told the crowd Confederate symbols are being snuffed out and they have a duty to responded when the South’s “honor is attacked.”

“As sons and daughters of the South, we have inherited a birthright. Ours is a proud heritage,” she said. “We are descendants of Confederates, we are friends of Confederates. … The flag that is being raised today will be a living, breathing memorial to our Confederate dead.”

Online postings of the event commented that as the flag was unfurled and hoisted up a pole it was greeted by ‘hoots and hollers and more than a few rebel yells’ and a ‘volley of rifle fire sounded as the flag flew.’

One-hundred-and-fifty years after the Civil War, the Confederate flag still evokes strong emotions in the South.

Earlier this year, a Confederate battle flag that hung inside the old North Carolina State Capitol to mark the sesquicentennial of the Civil War was taken down after civil rights leaders raised concerns.

I communicate with a gentleman called ‘Southern Gent’ who wished to attend this event today in support of the flag. I wonder if he went and what he made of it. It’s such a controversial topic, and one that I am finding puzzling and intriguing both historically and currently.

Pie eating contest next weekend

Next weekend is the Highland Fair in Howard County and it’s all pumpkins and Halloween parades and stuff like that. Lovely!

But what I really want to see is the pie-eating contest! Excellent! It reminds me of that scene in the movie Stand by Me. I might even participate, who knows!

Chowing down :)

Chowing down 🙂

Driving like an American

Today I confirmed to myself that I have started driving like an American. Undercutting on the inside lane, not indicating, pulling out and speeding up. Oh my! What’s happened to my British Highway Code?!

I’m not usually an ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’ person, but I actually can’t beat them at all on the roads, so I might as well join them! 😉

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 248

Women in Maryland

Apparently, the best place in America to be a woman is Maryland. Well, that’s good to know! Maryland has the biggest opportunities for high-level jobs, money and healthcare, according to the non-partisan educational institute called the Center for American Progress.

Yep, when it comes to economics, leadership and health, women fare best in Maryland – the state received a grade of “A” when it comes to women having the lowest wage gap, high-ranking jobs and a low poverty rate.

The state of Louisiana came in last with a grade of “F”. 😦

Hawaii ranked just after Maryland as the second best place for women to live.

I think I could live here too!

I think I could live here too!

I think I might just like to try Hawaii at some point!

This news makes me happy to be a woman in Maryland, though I know it’s not picture perfect for everyone……

American jokes / jokes about Americans

I wanted to find out what was considered the funniest American joke this year – like we Brits have the Edinburgh Fringe funniest one-liner of the festival. This year it was Rob Auton’s gag that won (shortlisted by a group of comedy experts before it was put to the fans’ vote): “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” (It’s not THAT funny, but it’s amusing! If it needs explaining, American chums, just let me know… 😉 )

Anyway, I couldn’t find anything that resembled this (if there is something, please advise!). Instead I stumbled upon a grumpy website that generally is out to diss Americans through the medium of ‘joke’. Some of them are just plain mean and a little xenophobic….. but I do wonder how Americans feel about some of these…..

Joke 1. An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends. “Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.”

The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, “I can’t say about the police and the trains, but you’re probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French – and the customers are all Americans.”

Yep, British cooking always gets a rough ride!

Yep, British cooking always gets a rough ride!

Joke 2. What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?
“Technologically backward”

What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system?
“Economically underdeveloped.”

What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system?
“America”

The butt of the joke? Surely not!

The butt of the joke? Surely not!

Joke 3. The hostess at a British historical site was trying to arrange tours for the visitors, so that they could hear the tour in their respective languages. “Auf Deutsch, hier”, she called out, and “Francais ici”. As the tourists separated into groups, one man was left in the middle. She walked over to him and asked, “Do you speak English?”.

The man responded with a bemused look, “Well, ma’am, I’ve been in your country three weeks, and I’m not sure anymore, so I’ll let you decide. I’m an American.”

Funny or not?

Funny or not?

Joke 4. On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: “Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of bears and eagles, beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon.” God continued, “I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants will prosper. I shall call these inhabitants “Canadians”, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth.”

“But Lord,” asked Gabriel, “don’t you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?”

“Not really,” replied God. “Just wait and see the neighbors I’m going to give them.

Buddies really :)

Buddies really 🙂

Anyway, enough of that. Us Brits spent a few decades making jokes about the Irish – I haven’t heard any recently, probably because times have changed with that kind of thinking and some of them were pretty offensive (okay, and a teeny tiny bit funny in the 1980s).

Poor American folk, I had no idea that you were the butt of so many jokes! Still, feel free to take the piss out of* us Brits whenever you like – we can take it on the chin!

(*Fyi, ‘taking the piss’ is a British term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or it is used to mean – as in this context – ‘taking the piss out of’, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule, or scoff. It is also not to be confused with ‘taking a piss’, which refers to the act of urinating.) Phew!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 247

Getting lost in Columbia

I love walking the paths in Columbia, but I often have no bloomin’ idea where the heckythump I am going. Which way now? Left, right, round about or backwards – nope, not a clue.

But at last I hear they are putting up signs on the pathways so dumb Brits like me can find our way around and home again! Hoorah!

More signs please!

More signs please Columbia Association!

This is all very good cos I get very lost.

Pittsburgh’s phallic posts

New traffic barriers (known as bollards) are causing some controversy in the Glendale section of Scott Township in Pittsburgh. Why? It’s not the function, but the form. (Snigger.)

“When you really look at all four close together, they look like male body parts, which I don’t think is appropriate,” says Glendale resident Pat Martin.

“Everyone’s laughing about them,” she adds, “because of the way they’re put and what they resemble to people.”

Phallic, non?

Phallic, non?

Oh what fun on a drunken night out they would be….! Come on, Pat, don’t be a stick in the mud – embrace the bollard (that’s what she said) 😉

Obsessed with Fall

I love summer, yes I do! But I love Fall (Autumn) decorations in the USA. They are totally lush!

Check out these beauties 🙂

How cute is that?!

How cute is that?!

Just a bowl of pumpkins, but it's lovely ain't it?!

Just a bowl of pumpkins, but it’s lovely ain’t it?!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 246

Expat blog interview

Why did we move to Columbia, Maryland?
What do we like about the USA?
What about schools here?
What do I really miss about the UK?

Columbia, MD

Columbia, MD

Read all about it in my interview here 🙂

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 245

American Stereotypes

So my Brit chum Toni has written this piece busting American stereotypes. We’re all guilty of it, aren’t we? We’re guilty of it on the Brits too in our own communities, but let’s face it, we all have had opinions and preconceptions about Americans…..I wonder if Americans have their views on how they perceive each other internally and if there are more stereotypes that exist?

;)

😉

I’ve certainly seen a variety of Americans out here, and met some that did not fulfil the stereotypes mentioned, or perhaps I see that as adding to the list – a different type of American, but a positive one: a philanthropic, generous, articulate, positive and kind American. I’m lucky to know a few of those 🙂 You know who you are…..

Ravens ‘fashion’

I have to say I don’t rate the American football clothes that one is supposed to wear if one is a fan. It’s all synthetic and shiny and nasty and I’m not partial to that in any way, shape or form.

But lo! Macy’s had some nice gear in to support the Ravens! I didn’t buy it, but it looked miles better than some of the ‘fashion’ items I’ve seen previously.

(Note: the UK football fashions leave A LOT to be desired too – in fact, I would rather chop my own arm off than wear a UK football club branded top, but that’s just me 😉 )

I might consider wearing this at a push....

I might consider wearing this at a push….

Deer collisions

My friend Jennette shared some curious information with me after my last post – the odds of colliding with a deer by State.

This is said information for Maryland:

Ranking State – Maryland, 14th
Projected collisions – 34,112
Chance of collision – 1 in 114.9

Click here to find out your state / deer collision likelihood! (I’m glad to say it’s not happened yet – I’m sure it’s quite a harrowing experience).

CHiPs cops

Today I saw two cops on big mahoosive bikes, side by side in one lane and I had only one thought: CHiPS!

I couldn’t take a picture a) because it wasn’t safe and b) because they might have pulled me over (although at least I could have asked if I could take a picture after they done all their cop stuff).

Anyway, here’s CHiPs chaps as a reminder….

They were dudes!

They were dudes!

Gordon Ramsay commercial

Driving along today I heard the not-so-dulcet tones of Gordon Ramsay, or ‘Chef Ramsay’ as the American lady kept referring to him as, in a commercial on the radio. It was for some sort of bank that apparently Gordon has now decided is the best bank ever in the USA (I have no idea which one, so the commercial did not work) and they used his chef persona from TV to try and sell the bank.

It was excruciating. If I find it, I will share it with you.

Gordon, don't do any more commercials, please.

Gordon, don’t do any more commercials, please.

Pumpkin spice latte

Today I had one. I liked it. That is all.

Surprisingly tasty :)

Surprisingly tasty 🙂

Gun poster at work?

My friend shared this picture with me – it’s on a poster at his work. Interesting, hey?!

Hands up.....

Hands up…..

I’m not quite sure what kind of safety poster this is, but we sure wouldn’t see one like that in the UK!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 244

Ravens party…

‘Ravens Party Bus Woman Says She’s Not A Stripper’ – now that’s the kind of headline that gets me reading!

A Ravens star was injured after he was hit over the head with a champagne bottle. Apparently Jacoby Jones was out with other players from the team when he was injured by a stripper.

Sweet Pea: definitely not a stripper....

Sweet Pea: definitely not a stripper….

But that woman, named “Sweet Pea,” now says she is not a stripper.

Coach John Harbaugh says he was not impressed by the early morning antics of some of his team.

According to a report that first aired on TMZ, Jones was attending Bryant McKinnie’s birthday party at a D.C. nightclub. He was inside a party bus with other Ravens players when a brawl broke out and an exotic dancer smashed Jones in the head with a giant champagne bottle.

“Sweet Pea” broke her silence late Monday night on Twitter.

“I would like to clear up the fact that I’m a waitress & the girls on the pic aren’t a bunch of strippers. Jacoby & I had a verbal confrontation & that was it!!! I never hit him with a bottle & I wish ppl (sic) would stop spreading lies on the internet,” she tweeted.

Shenanigans by Jacoby Jones

Shenanigans by Jacoby Jones

“It’s not something we want to be known for. I would like to think it’s not something those guys would want to be known for. It’s nothing to be proud of,” said Coach John Harbaugh.

American roadkill

Us Brits are fascinated by the amount of roadkill around here. I did a five-mile journey to the Mall the other day and saw at least 8 different roadkill – deer, raccoons, squirrels and something that I don’t even know what it was.

Sad innit? One thing I have learnt is that when a deer runs out in front of you, across the road, you just have to put on the brakes, because usually there are a fair few running out behind that one. I counted 15 of them tonight. It’s a sight to behold.

I love watching the deer as they nibble my berries in the back yard. And then take a dump right on my grass. Bless them 😉

Lovely deer (ticks aside)

Lovely deer (ticks aside)

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