Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 551

America’s love affair with Downton Abbey

I’ve been invited tonight to a Downton Abbey party. I’m not sure what to wear – do I go for the downstairs maid’s uniform or totally upscale it with a Lady Mary ensemble? Will I aim for the dry wit of the Dowager Countess, or the cutting bite of Thomas the butler chap?

But wait! I have a confession to make as Season 5 airs in the USA tonight. I haven’t actually watched the show since the end of Season 2. I know, shocking! How on earth will I know what’s going on? Well, I’ll cheat and look at the InterWeb for the plot line, and I know from all the furore that Lady Mary’s chap died and is now in Hollywood 2 stone lighter, and that Bates is a miserable git, and the other Lady Somebody had a baby, and that George Clooney is in it, and Richard E Grant (one of my fave actors) pops up too. So, job done.

Richard E Grant - a fine actor

Richard E Grant – a fine actor

What is it about Downton Abbey that makes my American cousins want to have high tea and wear large hats? My American friends Elizabeth and Edo attended a Downton Abbey premiere party a few weeks ago and I asked them to write all about their experience and the appeal of the very English show.

This is their lowdown on Downton…..

Last Thursday my husband and I escaped the suburbs to attend a screening of the first episode of Downton Abbey’s Season Five.

Liz and Edo do the Downton thing in their gladrags!

Liz and Edo do the Downton thing in their gladrags!

On a purely superficial note, I adore Lady Mary’s gowns, The Dowager Countess’s wit, and Sybil’s dearness. I’ll concede that argument that this is simply a soap opera dressed up with British accents is not without its merits. We are no doubt seduced by the sexy plot lines: children born out-of-wedlock, premarital sex, deception, murder, infidelity, and rape. However, I believe the American obsession with this series is based on more than the ability to indulge in salacious television viewing while satisfying an intellectual need. Yes, the plots may at times verge on the absurd but the writing always is brilliant.

The American obsession is owed to something deeper. There is something escapist in watching individuals who have assumed positions in society based exclusively upon ancestry or marriage. This completely contradicts what so many Americans consider a common and core value: hard work and determination will result in financial success and prestige. I suspect that this speaks not only to the American obsession with Downton but also with princesses, real or imaginary.

Season 5 kicks off in the USA tonight

Season 5 kicks off in the USA tonight

We also, and I do not believe this is purely an American phenomena but rather a human one, like to watch order upended. Be it reality shows, documentaries, sitcoms or the nightly news we are drawn to witnessing chaos unfold in other people’s lives. As an American I watch the reordering of Downton’s social structure with a certain satisfaction. It’s awful, I admit, but we delight in American fortunes propping up British dynasties. We celebrate Jeanette Jerome, Lady Randolph Churchill to you Brits. This no doubt harkens back to our Revolutionary War: a minor blip in British textbooks but a proud moment in American History. Yes, we do take satisfaction, perhaps childish and immature, but delightful nonetheless, in propping up and supporting institutions that once held us down.

Let us not forget that we also love the splendor and grandeur of Downton. We consider the British erudite. So few of us who watch Downton would have ever deigned to watch Dallas. Despite what we say about eschewing hierarchy we have created our uniquely American system of classifying. We don’t use titles and status does not necessarily pass down familial lines but we do define others. Do you watch Masterpiece Theatre or Entertainment Television? Do you listen to NPR or listen to pop radio? Do you read the New York Times or People Magazine? We embrace a system we profess to detest. We are, like my beloved Downton characters, perfectly imperfect.

Enjoy it tonight, wherever you are, and no spoilers please Brits!

🙂

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 550

Tennessee!

I was very excited to get to Tennessee, not only because I love the way it’s spelled, but because I wished to be fascinated by its ‘Southerness’. And I was not disappointed…

These are my Tennessee observations 🙂

1. The Great Smoky Mountains are great and smoky and blue and cold and awesome and scary to drive along, though not as scary as some of those mountains in California we drove along in the summer!

Amazing views

Amazing views

At the start of the trail

At the start of the trail

2. Tennessee toilets have ‘such American flushes’, according to Harry (you have to push them back, rather than down…. 😉 )

I don't have a picture of the toilet flush, but here is a picture of our cabin, in which the toilet flush resided.

I don’t have a picture of the toilet flush, but here is a picture of our cabin, in which the offending toilet flush resided.

3. Tennessee has a Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum. Really.

For real!

For real!

4. Tennessee is home to the ‘mom jean’, and I don’t mean the trendy Rihanna-type jean, I mean bad jeans, made badly and worn badly. 😉

This = bad.

This = bad.

5. Tennessee women must use the most amount of hairspray in the world, ever.

We saw A LOT of this....

We saw A LOT of this….

6. Cracker Barrel restaurants in Tennessee are great for people watching, and for eating shocking desserts.

Noooooo!

Noooooo!

7. Dolly Parton is from Sevierville, which, to be frank, is a bit of a shit-hole.

Legend.

Legend.

8. There are a lot of Baptist Churches in Tennessee.

Like this one.

Like this one.

9. Many of the towns in Tennessee seem to be stuck in a 1981 time-warp.

Gatlinburg

Gatlinburg

10. There is a ghostly plantation in Tennessee that is totally haunted.

Wheatlands Plantation

Wheatlands Plantation

11. Remote Cabins in the Woods are as scary as they sound, if also very idyllic when it’s not dark!

Our cabin in the woods...

Our cabin in the woods…

12. I once gave myself Tennessee as a middle name. Fact.

🙂

And that concludes our roadtrip ‘down south’. Hope you enjoyed it muchly!

Downton Abbey frenzy

It would be hard not to be aware in this country that this Sunday is the USA premiere of Season 5 of Downton Abbey, and Americans go ga-ga for it! I’m off to a Downton party, so expect the next blog post to be all about that very thing!

Ta-ra ducks!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 549

Plantation in the South

FYI, none of this post is fun to read, but you might learn something 😉

Plantations are a part of USA history. The history of them is difficult to fully digest since they are based on slavery. It is hard to deny, however, that as pieces of land they are beautiful.

Like this one:

Wormsloe plantation

Wormsloe plantation

Wormsloe Plantation is a haven of natural beauty and is home to the tabby ruins of the 18th-century estate of Noble Jones, one of Georgia’s earliest settlers. Today it is a place for walking under a strikingly gorgeous oak-canopied avenue that leads you to the ruins of the house, now Savannah’s oldest standing structure.

It’s also a place for contemplation. It sure makes you think.

The swamp

The swamp

Cherokee land

We drove seven hours to Cherokee land. Seven hours, folks. I could get to England in seven hours on a plane. So I was hoping for an Indian reservation with wigwams and buffalo and wotnot to fully absorb the culture.  But of course, Indian reservations are now made up of tourism and casinos, so we made our way around the museums and the archives.

The casino

The casino

As we did, I questioned why the reservations were as they were now and when I found out more I grew disturbed  by the history and the plight of the Indians. Over the course of the past two days, both at the plantation and at Cherokee, I had begun to struggle greatly with the actions of the white man over the past three centuries in the USA. Not to get all political about it, because we English certainly have had our less than appealing moments and are bound up in this too, since we were the settlers, but this is what I learned about the plight of the Cherokee Indians:

‘…there was an effort on the part of the Federal and local governments to seize by whatever means which could be contrived, all the lands of the Indians…..

‘[there were] many lies and deception played upon the these people, especially the Cherokee in North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. As always, there are reasons why things happened as they did. And even though nothing can be changed, the consequence for the decisions that were made were devastating for the Native American. What happened to them was a terrible thing, and we should never try to gloss it over.’

I’m interested in the history of how the community of the Native American Indian came to be as it is in the present day, which appears to be pretty forlorn, sitting on the outskirts of society, and attempting to live in a white man’s world. I’m no expert, of course, but I learned a lot during my visit.

The town of Cherokee

The town of Cherokee

If you’re interested, here’s the history. If not, you can just look at the pictures…..

The next hundred years after the settlement of Jamestown, the Cherokee were gradually pushed further and further back into the mountains. In 1761 Colonel Grant, destroyed fifteen of their major towns. The survivors became fugitives in the mountains with little to eat and no permanent homes. Hunger, smallpox, alcohol and deceitful treaties were among the white man’s most successful weapons. Daniel Boone and others were soon settling down on what was still, officially, according to treaty (as long as the grass shall
grow and the rivers flow, etc) the property of the Indians. Treaty after treaty was rewritten until the Indians were squeezed down into a small area and President Andrew Jackson sealed the fate of the Cherokee that were left.

On December 20, 1828 the state of Georgia passed an act that annexed all Cherokee territory within its limits. All laws and customs established among the Cherokee were
declared null and void, and no person of Indian blood or descent was to be allowed to act as witness in any suit where a white man was the defendant; all contracts between whites and Indians were ruled invalid unless established by the testimony of two white witnesses, which had the effect of canceling all debts owed by whites to Indians. The remaining Cherokee lands were divided into parcels of 160 acres each and distributed by sale and lottery among white Georgians as homesteads.

The Indians make their journey

The Indians make their journey

The Indian was allowed as head of a household to retain 160 acres but without a title. Finally, the state made it a crime for any Indian to resist the seizure of his property , even his house by a white. In short they were deprived of their property and their legal rights
at the same time. Not satisfied with the rapidity at which the Indians were closing their property the states of Georgia and North Carolina began measures to secure the complete eviction of all Indians from their ancient homelands. These efforts were fruitlessly resisted even to the point of being appealed to the United States Supreme Court.

The years 1838-39 are remembered in school book texts as The Removal and by the descendants of the victims as The Trail of Tears. General Winfield Scott was sent into what remained of Cherokee territory with orders to round-up all the Indians. His men were to assemble them at various holding points and when ready, to march them westward into Oklahoma, a region that at that time was still uninviting to white people. Men, women and children were rounded up. Those who resisted were destroyed on the spot. Stockades were filled like cattle with some few escaping back into the mountains. The Indians who remain today are the descendants of these few who escaped and after many years of appeal, were finally allowed to remain in the Appalachian area. Today we know them as the Indians on the Qualla reservation near the town of Cherokee, NC. The main body of the Cherokees, some 17,000 men, women, and children were “removed”. The first group, about 5000 were marched to various points on the Tennessee River, shipped by steamboat and marched the remainder of the way to Oklahoma. The remaining 12,000 which left in the fall of 1838 marched the entire distance by land. Approximately 4,000 died en route to the destination.’

The Trail of Tears

The Trail of Tears

A Private John G. Burnett, 2nd Regiment, 2nd Brigade, Mounted infantry, U.S. Army wrote this account of the march to his sons and grandsons. He called it his “Birthday Story”.

Children: This is my birthday December the 11th 1890, I am eighty years old today. The removal of the Cherokee Indians from their life long homes in the year of 1838 found me a young man in the prime of my life and a Private soldier in the American Army. ..I saw the helpless Cherokees arrested and dragged from their homes, and driven at bayonet point into the stockades.

The Cherokee of NC

The Cherokee of NC

And in the chill of a drizzling rain on an October morning I saw them loaded like cattle or sheep into 645 wagons and started toward the west. One can never forget the sadness and solemnity of that morning. When the bugle sounded and the wagons started rolling many of the children rose to their feet and waved their hands goodbye to their mountain homes, knowing they were leaving them forever. Many of these helpless people did not have blankets and many of them had been driven from home barefooted. On the morning of November the 17th we encountered a terrific sleet and snow storm with freezing temperatures and from that day until we reached the end of that fateful journey. ..the sufferings of the Cherokees were awful. The trail of the exiles was a trail of death. They had to sleep in the wagons and on the ground without fire. And I have known as many as twenty-two of them to die in one night of pneumonia due to ill-treatment, cold and exposure.

At this time, 1890, we are too near the removal of the Cherokee for our young people to fully understand the enormity of the crime that was committed against a helpless race, truth is the facts are being concealed from the young people of today. .. Murder is murder whether committed by the villain skulking in the dark or by uniformed men stepping to the strains of martial music. Murder is murder and somebody must answer, somebody must explain the streams of blood that flowed in the Indian country in the summer of 1838. Somebody must explain the 4,000 silent graves that mark the trail of the Cherokees to their exile. I wish I could forget it all, but the picture of 645 wagons limbering over the frozen ground with their Cargo of suffering humanity still lingers in my memory . Let the Historian of a future day tell the sad story with its sighs its tears and dying groans. Let the great Judge of all the earth weigh our actions and reward us according to our work. Children, Thus! ends my promised birthday story .This December 11 1890.”

With 17,000 Cherokees surrounded by 900,000 whites in Georgia, Alabama, and Tennessee, the Cherokees decided that survival required adaptation to the white man’s world.

The town today

The town today

And that is what I learned during my time in Cherokee. What did greatly intrigue me greatly was the Cherokees’ language – heavily poetic, metaphorical, beautifully expressive, stories in abundance, supplemented by dance, drama, and ritual, and this is what really captured my attention, and I wish I had had a chance to see this part of their history too, but, sadly, it was not to be.

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 548

My love affair with Savannah

I don’t think a city in the USA has had more of a profound impact on me than Savannah.

The cemetery where Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil was filmed

The cemetery where Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil was filmed

Let me offer you a few quotes about Savannah from John Berendt’s excellent, dark and evocative novel Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil to get you in the mood for this part of the roadtrip:

“Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That’s when things happen. That’s when you find out everything you want to know.”

“If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, “What’s your business?” In Macon they ask, “Where do you go to church?” In Augusta they ask your grandmother’s maiden name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is “What would you like to drink?”

“….the images in my mental gazetteer of Savannah: rum-drinking pirates, strong-willed women, courtly manners, eccentric behavior, gentle words, and lovely music. That and the beauty of the name itself: Savannah.”

“…the whole of Savannah is an oasis. We are isolated. Gloriously isolated! We’re a little enclave on the coast – off by ourselves, surrounded by nothing but marshes and piney woods.”

“The South is one big drag show, honey…..”

Those Savannah houses!

Those Savannah houses!

And from Clint Eastwood’s [not so evocative] movie version…

“This place is fantastic; it’s like “Gone With The Wind” on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, on a f*cking leash. And they’re all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!”

With these quotes in my mind, I was ready to be entranced and enthralled by Savannah, and it did not fail to live up to my expectations.

If there is a Southern city I can see myself living in, it would be Savannah. I felt it consume me with its stunning Georgian architecture, its ghostly arbor canopy, its rich history, and its luxuriant heat and mesmerizing swampy isolation.

The river on Christmas day

The river on Christmas day

It also reminded me somewhat of my hometown on Bath, with its squares. There are exactly twenty-one squares, which Berendt notes in his book: ‘As far as Miss Harty was concerned, the squares were the jewels of Savannah. No other city in the world had anything like them. There were five on Bull Street, five on Barnard, four on Abercorn, and so on. James Oglethorpe, the founder of Georgia, had been responsible for them, she said. He had decided Savannah was going to be laid out with squares, based on the design of a Roman military encampment….

‘”The thing I like best about the squares,” Miss Harty said, “is that cars can’t cut through the middle; they must go around them. So traffic is obliged to flow at a very leisurely pace. The squares are our little oases of tranquillity.”‘

My favourite street

My favourite street

I agree, Miss Harty. The squares were very reminiscent of Bath. At least while I was walking through the Savannah squares, I realised, I wouldn’t be likely to bump into any ex-boyfriends, as always happens in Bath 😉

And, boy, do I love those Savannah houses. I could totally live in one of them. Would I be a Southern Belle, though? I rather think not….

Christmas morning was spent in Bonaventure Cemetery, where much of the movie and book were placed. It’s a creepy, eerie and beautiful place.

The Dickensian bridges over the cobbles

The Dickensian bridges over the cobbles

The other part of Savannah that was haunting was the Downtown area, where walkways and bridges rose above the cobblestones in a Dickensian fashion – ‘It’s like the scene in Oliver Twist!’ I declared a lot upon seeing these above me before the river winds its way up. To our delight, dolphins plunged in and out of the water on Christmas Day as we sat having a drink. Heavenly.

Bonaventure Cemetery

Bonaventure Cemetery

It was wet and warm down South at Christmas (as the actress said to bishop/that’s what she said 😉 ), but this did not detract from the charm which Savannah exudes.

Savannah, I will be back. Miss you already… 🙂

Next up: Plantations, a six hour drive to the Great Smoky Mountains (don’t worry, you get a snippet of it!), and Cherokee land.

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 547

Really seeing the South

I tend to view and compare most of the South through my cinematic experiences. For example, as we headed through Virginia to North Carolina I could almost hear the banjos playing as per Deliverance as we saw the amazing landscape, forests and rivers.

Love a bit of Burt.

Love a bit of Burt.

Then we passed through some blue-collar towns which had seen better economic days, and it felt kind of sad, like the towns in The Deer Hunter. There’s a sad and strange feeling as you drive through these towns. We stopped at one cafe in a town that had a population of just under 700 people, and the guy who ran the cafe told me business was hard, people were unemployed and here everyone knew everyone.

This town broke my heart

This town broke my heart

In reality, this is the America I want to see. I don’t want to see shopping malls, strip malls, the inside of a Buffalo Wild Wings, or the clothes racks in Macy’s. I want to talk to real people, observe their real lives, and experience a true slice of all that America is. It really is a diverse land and I only fully appreciate that on roadtrips when I experience its eclectic nature.

Roadtrips = discussions (and there’s no escape!). We talked a great deal about how living somewhere and being part of the community, especially as an expat, is the only way to completely understand and be part of a place. As we chugged on though some of these places, as much as I would like to understand them with my journalistic head on, I’m not sure I would want to live in them; I’d always feel like a solitary outsider and I’m not sure it would be possible to ever fully integrate into a community that has so much internal history and such a difficult past. It made me realise how much I’d become part of the Columbia and Howard County community, despite forever being an ‘outsider’ as a British expat.

The Rebel Store

This happened.

‘What is that?!’

“It’s a Rebel store!’

‘What’s that?!’

‘It’s a Confederate stuff store….’

‘Holy shit, they still exist?!’

Yes, folks, they do….

The Rebel shop

The Rebel shop

Yeah. This.

Yeah. This.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt so uncomfortable as we approached this store on our way to the Georgia state line. This stuff is sold as ‘historical’, which is why they’re allowed to get away with selling it. What was in store? CDs that contained songs that were so offensive, I can’t even write them down; clothing that stated that slavery should still be in fashion; and other such slogans on knives, guns, hats and women’s tanks. Wow. Get me out of here, fast.

Guns and confederate mottos

Guns and confederate mottos

This was on full display.

This was on full display.

We felt a little bit sick to the stomach as we left this store. It’s a whole different world, and one that I cannot fathom, not wish to be part of.

Next up: Savannah, and my obsession with Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 546

Ham and eggs with The Lord in South Carolina

On roadtrips we make it a mission NOT to eat in chain restaurants. That’s sometimes easier said than done when the road sides are adorned with signs indicating hundreds of McDonald’s, Chick-Fil-As and other such fast-food stuff and nonsense.

But we find them if we hit the back roads, and we stumbled upon this Southern gem:

Ham and eggs with the Lord

Ham and eggs with the Lord

This restaurant showed us a particular brand of Southern Charm – that is, ham and eggs and large lashings of coffee served by Pat and ‘The Tarts’, who were sweeter and friendlier than you can imagine, and they sure don’t like anyone to swear when they’re eating their brekkie. Plus they had mountains of hairspray on, and I was waiting to see if their heads caught fire when they went into the kitchens. They didn’t.

Pat did tell us that she found people from the North very rude, when we told her we were living near Baltimore. ‘They just ain’t polite like us Southerners,’ she declared. So beware, Notherners, you might not get such a sweet dollop of Southern Charm if you visit Pat….

Being in the Triangle Waffle House felt like being in a movie. I expected Samuel L. Jackson’s character, Jules, from Pulp Fiction to walk in at any moment and deliver us from evil with his words from the Lord whilst we ate our easy-over-eggs. (I love being asked how I want my eggs, and I never truly know what ‘easy over’ or ‘sunnyside up’ actually mean, so I just say one or the other because I’ve heard it in the movies and then I see what I get. 😉 )

No cussing in The Waffle House, say The Tarts

No cussing in The Waffle House, say The Tarts

Grits

We cannot get our heads, or mouths, round grits. They are unappealing dollops of coarsely ground corn kernels boiled with water or milk. My husband has determined that they are only palatable if eaten with maple syrup, bacon and butter. Oh my.

A grits breakfast

A grits breakfast

Grits, you will not be making an appearance on our British menu back in the UK. We’ve tried ’em, and they can stay in the USA!

Next up: the Dixie Confederate Store, Cafe Risque and passing through some reality…..

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 545

The Christmas Roadtrip ‘Down South’

Before we start at the beginning, we need to start at the end. The end happened yesterday and I declared that, whilst the trip had been brillopads, that was enough roadtripping for me for a while, what with California in the summer and this 10-day marathon. The truth is, I’m just not that into sitting down for long stretches at a time, and if you want to roadtrip and see America, you kind of have to do that.

Anyhow, back to the start!

Our aim was to  take in some of the South and so a route was planned to take us through Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and West Virginia.

Roadtrip!

Roadtrip!

Virginia

The thing about Virginia is that it ain’t that different in style and architecture from Maryland, and I always want to take in a ‘different’ America – to taste, smell and absorb a different place, to see and meet different people, to hear different accents, to view different houses, landscapes and skylines. Virginia is pretty much like Maryland for me, except they’re a little more Southern….

Chicken Poop Bingo

But, I don’t know anywhere in Maryland that does Chicken Poop Bingo. WTF is that I though? Well, it’s this:

You buy tickets and crowd round a coop, coaxing a poultry pooper to pause over a particular square on a grid of numbers. The chicken can take its time, so there can be some nail-biting waiting, or it goes right ahead and takes a dump straight away to much excitement. Mostly, though, they take their time.

If I was getting stared at by a bunch of strangers, I probably wouldn’t be able to go, either, especially if I wasn’t going to win any of the cash.

If the chicken poops on your number, you win. Simples. Then you move to Cow Pat Bingo, which is bigger and smellier.

North Carolina

I like North Carolina because I really liked the people. We met some super-friendly and super smart folks. And Chapel Hill is super-progressive and full of character. Respect Chapel Hill.

We got the whole ‘where are you from?’ and ‘I love your accent’ thing a lot whilst in this State, and I just had to reply to one lovely lady: ‘But I love your accent!’ I do! Southern accents rock!

Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen Drive Thru

A biscuit kitchen drive-thru?

Um, what do I do here, I asked….will I be stopping off to get a packet of Rich Tea and a Chocolate HobNob?

Don’t be silly, Claire, these are American biscuits, which = rich, fluffy, and big-as-your-head type scones, along with eggs, bacon, cheese and wot not on top or inside or both, and you have them for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or all three if you fancy it.

Here it is!

Here it is!

This particular biscuit recipe is based on the owner’s Grandmother’s recipe and these biscuits helped give her the stamina to give birth to 17 children and live to almost 100. Wow.

The award-winning Chapel Hill location is a Drive-Thru Only Restaurant and is voted as the Best Breakfast in North Carolina. Fact. I didn’t have one, though, sadly.

Brekkie, Sunrise style

Brekkie, Sunrise style

Next up on the blog: Ham and eggs with The Lord in South Carolina, Southern Charm and Grits.

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My UK Desperate Housewife USA blog 2014 review

This is the 2014 annual report for my blog.

Thank you all for reading and supporting my cheeky writing in the USA!

Special shout out to Andy and Mindy for the most comments!

It’s been an eventful 2014; I can’t wait for what 2015 and what it might bring Desperadoes!

🙂

Here’s an excerpt:

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 84,000 times in 2014. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 4 days for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 544

What are these ‘Biscuits and Gravy’ that you speak of?

My British sister-in-law appears to be quite repelled by the American ‘delicacy’ that is ‘Biscuits and Gravy’.

Do Americans eat biscuits and gravy together?’ she asked, aghast.

To be fair, I think she assumed that the biscuits in question might be similar to either Rich Tea or, God forbid, a Digestive. I think you’d agree that a Milk Chocolate Digestive and Gravy is not a winning combination.

I assured my sister-in-law after she had come across, much to her disgust, several online recipes for Biscuits and Gravy Casserole that the biscuits were, in fact, akin to savoury scones.

The offending biscuits and gravy

The offending biscuits and gravy

My American chum then spouted forth about ‘cream chipped beef over biscuits or sausage gravy over biscuits’, which she declared as ‘disgusting’.

Let’s mull this over. When I spoke about Yorkshire Puddings recently to American friends, they were just as bemused….’So they’re like fluffy pancakes with chicken stock on? How strange! I’ll take maple syrup any day.’

This is a Biscuits and Gravy casserole. Excuse me while I leave the room....

This is a Biscuits and Gravy casserole. Excuse me while I leave the room….

‘Tis true, I am not a fan of Biscuits and Gravy – I’ve tried it in the form my American friend suggests, and in many other ways, at many American brunch buffets, and I confess it’s never won me over (I kind of hide it under my knife and wish I’d got more smoked salmon instead).

But, if you’re up for giving it a go back in the UK, this recipe’s supposed to be pretty good. It’s not a thing I’ll be taking back, though!

Ruby Tuesday

In the town in which I live there is a restaurant called Ruby Tuesday. It is a chain restaurant.

When I first arrived in the town in which I live I thought this might be a curry house. When my British friend arrived last week in the town in which I live she also said that she thought that this might be a curry house.

It is not a curry house. It is a sort of fast-food, diner-style place.

Not a curry house

Not a curry house

If this restaurant was in England and called Ruby Tuesday, it would definitely be a curry house, all thanks to Cockney Rhyming Slang. Fact.

(NB: American friends – Ruby Murray = Curry in Cockney Rhyming Slang) 😉

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 543

Christmas roadtrip

Well, y’all, I’m practicing my Southern drawl, as we’re heading on out to Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee for our Christmas roadtrip and I cannot flippin’ well wait!

I love the South. I do. I love the temperatures, the oldy-worldy-ness of it, the people and the food.

We’re hitting all sorts of towns and cities, walking trails, Savannah for Christmas Day, staying at Indian reservations and lodging in the Smoky Mountains. Dreamy!

Cop a load of that view!

Cop a load of that view!

So, expect a long, long, long blog post after the Christmas break is over!

Another fabulous giveaway (if you live near Baltimore!)

Last year I went to see The Wizard of Oz in Baltimore and loved it. I wrote a lovely piece about it!

And the smashing people at the Lyric Opera House in Baltimore like me so much now, that they’ve offered readers of this blog TWO PAIRS OF TICKETS to see Cirque Dreams Holidaze on 27 December.

How much fun!

How much fun!

This is what it’s all about!

‘Cirque Dreams lights up with 2014 holiday season with its critically acclaimed holiday stage extravaganza… Cirque Dreams Holidaze…a new cirque show…Broadway musical… and family Christmas spectacular all in one! Hailed by The New York Daily News as a “delicious confection of charm, sparkle and talent by the sleighload & so full of energy it could end our dependence on oil.” Don’t miss the international sensation that “Dazzled…at The Kennedy Center” according to the Washington Post.’

‘Be amazed by this holiday spectacle with over 300 costumes, 20 acts and 30 artists from every corner of the globe. Many of these acts have been featured on America’s Got Talent and similar TV shows in other countries making Cirque Dreams Holidaze the greatest holiday variety show on the planet!’

http://youtu.be/YdaUKD2mDoQ

‘Witness snowmen, penguins, angels, reindeer, toy soldiers, gingerbread men, ornaments and of course Santa; with soaring acrobatics, gravity defying feats, elaborate production numbers, imaginative costumes, illusions and more. The show also celebrates the most wonderful time of the year with singers, original music and seasonal favorites all performed in a winter wonderland of amazement. See it in Baltimore before opening in NY in 2015!’

It looks fabulous and I wish I could go, but I can’t 😦 But you can!

To win the tickets, email me at clairebolden@hotmail.com with your guess of the name of my favourite Christmas movie (hint: it’s got Will Ferrell in it!)

Happy Holibobs, y’all!

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