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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 319
Chicken on the Roof This is the sad, sad story of the Chicken on the Roof. There is a restaurant called Chicken on the Roof in Joppa, MD (I had to check that this Joppa WAS in Americaland and not … Continue reading
Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 318
Sometimes it still feels like I’m abroad It does sometimes feel like that, even after 16 months. I can’t explain it (okay, I will give it a try….) Sometimes I have a ‘moment’ and go to myself ‘ooh, look at … Continue reading
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Tagged abroad, accents, America, Americans, Baltimore, Blog, Britain, British, British teeth, Culture, dentist, expat, hamming up British accent, hocoblogs@@@, language, lifestyle, Oh I wish I'd looked after my teeth, Pam Ayres, plummy, snow, stream of consciousness, teeth, The Wire, Thoughts, UK, USA, weather
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 314
Shooting baskets Today I sat and watched two young African-American dudes play some craaaazy basketball. Wow, they were bouncing two balls at the same time, and there’s only one other place I’ve seen that done, but that’s another story about … Continue reading
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Tagged 2000, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, accents, African-American, America, American, Americans, Amsterdam, artefacts, basketball, Brazil, Britain, British, Culture, decades, English, expat, food, GBR, hocoblogs@@@, hopscotch, Howard County, language, lifestyle, meatloaf, memories, party, peas and carrots, Russell Brand, UK, USA, World Cup 2014
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter313
Yes, it’s bl*ody well true! Marylanders are second-most likely to swear (but also third-most likely to be courteous) – says a recent poll about cursing (that’s ‘swearing’ to us Brits!) Ohio beat out Maryland as the state in which people … Continue reading
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Tagged America, American, Americans, beaver, Britain, British, Coldplay, Columbia, Culture, deputy, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, Howard Magazine, Katy Perry, Last of the Famous International Playboys, lifestyle, maryland, Marylanders, Morrissey, music, Ohio, Ohio cursing, Primal Scream, prohibition, raccoon, Sheriff's Office, Stereophonics, swearing, Take That, The Krays, The Stone Roses, Thoughts, UK, USA, Zumba
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 310
The Best of Howard County Yes, I live in Howard County, Maryland, USA and it is pretty awesome. There are some great things, some super things and some things which are simply the best. Voters voted and the best of … Continue reading
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Tagged America, American, Americans, Best blog, Blog, Britain, British, common language, controversy, Culture, Dennis J. Lane, driving, England, expat, George Bernard Shaw, hocoblogs@@@, hocorising, Howard County, Howard Magazine, HowChow, language, lifestyle, maryland, shrimp and grits, Tale of Two Cities, UK, USA, words
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 307
Thanksgiving! Wooohooo! Today is a day off and we are supposed to be eating and drinking and giving thanks. And then tomorrow is Black Friday and we are supposed to be shopping. (Except I won’t be doing that.) Anyhoo, there … Continue reading
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Tagged America, American, American football, Americans, Apple Mallow Yam Yum, Black Friday, Blog, Boxing Day, Britain, British, Chicago Bears, Christmas, Culture, Detroit Lions, expat, food, George Bush, hocoblogs@@@, Kennedy, lifestyle, macy's Thanksgiving Parade, Nixon, Obama, Presidential Turkey pardon, Thanksgiving, UK, USA
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 301
School buzzers / PTA Okay, so in the UK schools you have to press a buzzer to get in to the school and there are cameras and wot not and you have to sign in and it’s all very security … Continue reading
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Tagged accents, America, American, Americans, Baltimore, Baltimore Sun, beer pong, blagger, Blog, Britain, British, Clarksville, Columbia, Culture, DC, drinking games, flip cup, guns, hocoblogs@@@, homelessness, Howard County, humour, language, lifestyle, maryland, poverty, PTA, River Hill High School, Sandy Hook, school security, Super Zips, tickets, to blag, UK, USA, Vera Bradley, Washington, Washington Post, wealth, zipcodes
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 299
Small businesses Saturday So, I heard today that there is an event for small businesses in Howard County to promote themselves, particularly in light of the big stores capitalising on the Black Friday retail craziness. Saturday 30 November is the … Continue reading
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Tagged A Journey from Junk, America, American, Americans, Black Friday, Brillopads, Britain, British, Christmas crackers, Christmas dinner table, Columbia, crackers, Culture, Ellicott City, expat, Greenberries, high street, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, lifestyle, Miranda, retail, retail parks, shopping, shops, Small Business Saturday, Sweet Elizabeth Jane, Thanksgiving, UK, USA, Vintage Bliss, Virginia
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 298
Americans don’t do crackers for Christmas…. I heard this terrible news yesterday. What? No crackers at Christmas?! But how do you make each other laugh with terrible, terrible jokes or annoy each other with random facts? How do you not … Continue reading
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Tagged accents, America, American, American Education Week, Americans, Blog, blogging, Britain, British, British Christmas, British schooling, Chief of Staff, Christmas crackers, Culture, expat, Food Bank, football, Governor of Maryland, hats, hocoblogs@@@, Justin Beiber, language, lifestyle, Liverpool, Martin O'Malley, nutrition programmes, PE, Politics, PoPo, presents, Ravens, school, soccer, Thoughts, UK, USA, writing
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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 294
A very British day Today felt like a very British day in Maryland. The air was damp, the skies were clouded over and it felt like, well, it felt like a Very British Sunday. Plus, I spent the afternoon listening … Continue reading
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Tagged accents, afternoon tea, America, American, Americans, biscuits, Blog, Britain, British, clouds, Culture, cup of tea, Digestives, expat, hocoblogs@@@, home, Jammy Dodgers, lifestyle, maryland, UK, USA, weather
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