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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 372

Posted on March 2, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Mailbox / letterbox Study this picture: Harry’s homework was to draw a picture of the ‘Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe’. Being the creative type he is, he actually drew the ‘Old Woman Who Lived in a Tiger Foot’. … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged accents, America, American, American football, American pubs, Americans, Blog, Britain, British, British accent, California, Christmas, Culture, cup of tea, England, English, English pubs, expat, expats, food, football, Gobby Brit, hocoblogs@@@, ketchup, language, letterbox, lifestyle, mailbox, Queen's English, Rugby, tea with lemon, Thanksgiving, Thoughts, turkey, UK, USA | 6 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 368

Posted on February 26, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Liberty Insurance Man This man was dressed as the Statue of Liberty today in the cold. He was promoting Liberty Insurance on the side of the road. Just made me laugh. I don’t think we’d get this kind of thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged accents, America, American, Americans, bagels, Baltimore, Blog, Britain, British, California, Centennial Park, coffee, Columbia, Columbia Mall, Culture, Daisy Dukes, driving, Ellicott City, expat, food, Girl Scout cookies, guns, Howard County, Liberty Insurance, Macy's, maryland, Po-Po, police, shorts, Slough, St Patrick's Day, summer, sun, The Wire, Thoughts, toilet doors, Travel, TV commercials, UK, weather, yield sign | 3 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 340

Posted on January 18, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

What do I know about the States? I really don’t know much about the other states of the USA apart from Maryland. I do, however, have some stereotypes in my head about them, mainly brought about from books and movies … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American, Americans, Blog, Britain, British, California, celebrity bartender, Culture, Eastenders, England, Evening in the Stacks, florida, Geico commercials, guns, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, Howard County Libraries, movie theater shooting, Norfolk, Pennsylvania, Texas, UK, UK Housewife USA, United States, USA, Vermont, Virginia | 6 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 335

Posted on January 9, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

The state I live in This refers to the actual geographical state I live in, not the kind of psychological state I live in. So, this state is Maryland and there’s been a lot of recent banter (read as ‘social … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged 2014 calendar, America, American, Americans, Annapolis, Baltimore, baseball, Bay Bridge, Blog, Britain, British, Cal Ripken Jr, California, crabs, Culture, Hairspray, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, jousting, lacrosse, lifestyle, maryland, Mason-Dixon line, Old Bay, Orioles, Ravens, Renaissance Festival, South Carolina, Travel, UK, USA, Washington, Washington State | 4 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 309

Posted on December 2, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Back to college? Whilst I am here in the USA I really, really want to find out more about what college (university) life is like. Look, I’ve watched enough crappy TV shows and movies (yes, I am totally basing this … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged Amazon, America, American, American Pie 2, Americans, Britain, British, California, cheerleaders, coffee, college, college football, Culture, cup of tea, England, expat, fraternities, Freshers' Week, freshman, Friday night lights, hocoblogs@@@, Mid-West, Monsters University, PoPo, sorotities, UK, UK universities, university, USA | 7 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 264

Posted on October 11, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Fall Traditions Fall is brilliant in the USA – it’s like the Americans can always find an excuse to find something to celebrate. Like this….. What’s this all about? In Fort Bragg, California on Labor Day weekend from Aug. 30 … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American folklore, Americans, Barak Obama, Blog, Britain, British, California, Cinco de Mayo, Culture, Dan Snyder, expat, fall, Fort Bragg, hocoblogs@@@, lifestyle, lumberjack, maryland, NFL, Paul Bunyan, Transatlantically Speaking, ugly dog contest, UK, USA, Washington, Washington Redskins | 4 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 202

Posted on August 12, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Alan Partridge in the USA? On my trip back to the UK last week I wish I had done one thing: go and see the Alan Partridge movie, Alpha Papa. I LOVE Alan Partridge! He’s ‘First Class’! Anyhow, I wish … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged 1970s, Alan Partridge, Alpha Papa, America, American, Americans, Blog, British, California, Culture, Elementary School, expat, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, kindergarten, Labor Day, movies, New Orleans, pools, San Antonio, San Francisco, schools, Texas, Thoughts, Travel, UK, USA | 5 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 190

Posted on July 26, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Rudey-nudey killjoys in the UK Look, in Europe (yes, the UK is in Europe!) we’re not adverse to a bit of nudity. In fact, we like it – generally. So the council shirt and tie killjoys in Clacton are trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged American, Americans, Baltimore, baseball, Boston, British, Broadway, California, Clacton on Sea, council, cowgirls, Culture, cupcakes, DC, Disneyland, driving, dust, east coast, economy, Ellicott City, England, Essex, florida, freeways, guns, Halloween, history, hocoblogs@@@, Hogwarts, Howard County, Italian food, Leominster, lifestyle, maryland, maternity leave, Mexican food, nude bike ride, NYC, Ohio, Philly, pizza, public transport, Rose Rocca, schools, skinny dipping, snow, Travel, UK, USA, villages, weather, West Coast, white Christmas, yoga | 1 Comment

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 188

Posted on July 24, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Bay Bridge horror! Lordy, that Bay Bridge in Maryland gives me the jitters, and now even more so…. A woman swam to safety last Friday night after a tractor-trailer hit her car and sent it plunging over the Bay Bridge … Continue reading →

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 112

Posted on April 24, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Doppelganger in Maryland Apparently I have a doppelganger in Maryland. A woman at the gym was staring at me for ages, and I thought she must be admiring my new Victoria’s Secret sports bra (it is very, very nice – … Continue reading →