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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 340

Posted on January 18, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

What do I know about the States? I really don’t know much about the other states of the USA apart from Maryland. I do, however, have some stereotypes in my head about them, mainly brought about from books and movies … Continue reading →

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 257

Posted on October 4, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Outside view of America After all the recent events in the USA, I heard someone say this yesterday: ‘What must the image of America be from the outside?’ I don’t know, and I’m not one to care what other people … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American, Americans, Blog, Britain, British, Capitol shooting, Culture, exchange rate, expat, freedom of speech, government, government shutdown, hocoblogs@@@, humor, humour, Politics, take the piss, Texas, UK, USA, visitors, Washington | 14 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 233

Posted on September 15, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Martin gets rattled Hot Gov. Martin O’Malley ain’t happy. Who with? Republican Texas Gov. Rick Perry. “I know from past experience that the gentleman is all hat and no cattle,” O’Malley told the Washington Post prior to the Maryland Democratic … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged accents, all hat and no cattle, all mouth and no trousers, America, American, Americans, boobs, bras, British, costumes, Culture, dancers, Democratic, drinking, English, expat, Game of Thrones, Gok Wan, governor, Greenbelt, ham hock, Henry VIII, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, jousting, knights, liquor, Martin O'Malley, maryland, mead, pirates, Renaissance Festival, Rennfest 2013, Rick Perry, school bus, Texas, turkey leg, UK, underwear, USA, Washington Post, weather, wenches | 2 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 222

Posted on September 4, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Dunkin’ Donut thefts No! Not donuts being stolen in Howard County?! Deep breaths….. It’s okay, folks, the thieves who hit three Howard County Dunkin’ Donuts locations in the early morning hours of Sunday were after the cash, not the donuts. … Continue reading →

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 202

Posted on August 12, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Alan Partridge in the USA? On my trip back to the UK last week I wish I had done one thing: go and see the Alan Partridge movie, Alpha Papa. I LOVE Alan Partridge! He’s ‘First Class’! Anyhow, I wish … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged 1970s, Alan Partridge, Alpha Papa, America, American, Americans, Blog, British, California, Culture, Elementary School, expat, hocoblogs@@@, Howard County, kindergarten, Labor Day, movies, New Orleans, pools, San Antonio, San Francisco, schools, Texas, Thoughts, Travel, UK, USA | 5 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 183

Posted on July 19, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Wrong side of the road Today, for the first time in a while, I drove on the wrong (that is left handside of the road…). Weird. Not sure why I did that. Preparing for those roads in the UK, perhaps? … Continue reading →

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 144

Posted on June 6, 2013 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Wrong side / right side of the road Every time (and I mean every time) I get in to the car and drive I do consciously still say to myself ‘drive on the right, drive on the right’. (Note, I … Continue reading →