Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 143

Tales from Howard County

I wrote an article back in March for the Baltimore Sun’s magazine about Howard County. It has just been published, so here it is for you to enjoy and share and chuckle at.

The photoshoot was a right old giggle, and here are the photos to prove it!

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The British Photoshoot

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The USA Photoshoot

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It was brilliant / awesome!

……and here’s the final cover!

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Exactly – Cheers to Summer!!

Thanks to the Baltimore Sun for the pics! 🙂

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 142

“Make a difference, and have fun doing it”

Today was the celebration and memorial for Howard County blogger Dennis J. Lane, aka Wordbones, aka the Godfather of Blogs.

What a guy.

What a turnout at the Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, a wonderfully fitting venue since it was a place Dennis loved and had a long history with.

Dennis - Kind of a Big Deal

Dennis – Kind of a Big Deal

And what an emotional, touching, funny, sad and totally fitting event for such an amazing guy. I just wish I had known him more. He was a hoot.

The celebration was entitled ‘Kind of a Big Deal’, because Dennis would joke that was what he was. But he was a big deal, a very big deal, and rightly so.

During the amazing tributes, one sentence stood out for me about Dennis and his outlook on life. His sister said that all he wanted to do was “make a difference and have fun doing it.” Love those words and their sentiment.

It was a privilege and a honour to be there today to remember Dennis, his wonderful words, meet his incredibly supportive family, and share memories with his friends and colleagues.

Everyone wore a spot of red in tribute to Dennis's infamous red scarf

Everyone wore a spot of red in tribute to Dennis’s infamous red scarf

Dennis's wonderful sister, Nancy

Dennis’s wonderful sister, Nancy

Courtney Watson from Howard County Council gave a touching tribute

Courtney Watson from Howard County Council gave a touching tribute

Us bloggers were there showing our love and support! (See Mickey's piece about Dennis - http://mickeygomez.com/remembering-dennis-lane)

Us bloggers were there showing our love and support! (See Mickey’s piece about Dennis – http://mickeygomez.com/remembering-dennis-lane)

Dennis was watching it all :)

Dennis was watching it all 🙂

With Mary Kay Sigaty from Clarksville, HoCo

With Mary Kay Sigaty from Clarksville, HoCo

With fabulous Jessie from www.hocoblogs.com and the lovely Cherie

With fabulous Jessie from http://www.hocoblogs.com and the lovely Cherie

See the wonderful video about Dennis’s memorial event here.

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 141

Hygiene obsessions!

I have found recently that ’round these parts’ Americans (not all, but some) are obsessed with hygiene. Like, really obsessed. Like cleaning their weights before they pick them up at the gym obsessed. This behaviour is at odds with my stance on it, since in the UK we typically acknowledge the ‘five second rule’ if a kid drops food on the floor. We do! It’s okay to eat it, that’s what we generally think! Get a good bit of dirt and germs in to build up that immune system!

Anyway, my research points to this explanation: The New York Times’ Room for Debate segment deals with the American obsession with cleanliness. It states that, compared with the rest of the world, Americans take personal hygiene and general disinfection to another level. It adds: “From our appreciation of white teeth and the daily shower, to our manicured lawns and store aisles full of bleach products, most of us cherish our unsoiled, unstained existence. And yet a recent Times article suggested that our “war on bacteria” has backfired.”

I like an antibacterial wipe as much as the next person, but sometimes, you just gotta roll with a few germs. That’s all!

(Pic courtesy of the NY Times)

(Pic courtesy of the NY Times)

Graduation fight and nonsense about graduation in general

So, I read this story about a fight between parents at a graduation.

Graduation – yes, I thought, when you graduate from UNIVERSITY. Oh no, graduation happens every year to every school year. My son will be ‘graduating’ from PK4 to Kindergarten…. WTF?!!!!

To us in the UK, graduation means after university you don a mortar board and gown and have completed a degree in something you either love (and won’t ever get a job in – humanities, for instance) or were forced to take by your parents to get a better job (like Calculus and Applied Science-stuff). And it also means getting a bit trollied at the graduation ball and then having a massive hangover/come down when you realise you now need to at least try and behave like an adult beause it is time to go in to the REAL WORLD.

A typical UK graduation

A typical UK graduation

A kindergarten graduation.....

A kindergarten graduation…..

Here there will be a ‘graduation ceremony’ for my son tomorrow. Everyone will clap and cheer and he will receive a certificate for being able to draw loads and loads of pictures every day that get sent home to me so that I then have to choose between the ‘keepers’ or the ‘recyclables’.

As lovely as it sounds, graduation every year between school years must get a bit ruddy tedious. I say let them on their way, give them something to aspire to and let them graduate when they can actually go and buy a drink at 21 – then they can celebrate properly!

Food truck competition

I missed this this weekend. Gutted! Everyone must have stuffed their faces!

What a fabulous American past-time! There’s always next year!

Bring on the sauces!

Bring on the sauces!

Healthy Howard

I totally know that I am very lucky to live in Howard County, which was named the healthiest county in the USA for the second year.

So I rocked up to participate in the Healthy Howard event, and proper healthy it was too, with all sorts of activities to bounce along to in 75 degree heat. You can read my write up on it here!

Healthy shenanigans :)

Healthy shenanigans 🙂

Ken Ulman and Lt. Gov Anthony Brown

Today, Lt. Gov Anthony Brown and Ken Ulman, Howard County Chief Executive, announced that Ken will be Anthony’s running mate in his bid for the Democratic nomination for Governor of Maryland.

It’s all very exciting stuff locally.

The announcement was made at the Columbia lakefront, and whilst I missed the actual announcement (because I was being a Good Parent and helping five year olds chuck bean bags through hoops – they mostly missed, for the record – and roll large balls down corridors in the name of fun), but I pegged it down there for the last bit of the ‘do’.

And what a party atmosphere! Aretha Franklin blaring out Respect from the loud speakers (she wasn’t there, you understand, it was a CD) and all sorts of well-dressed people mingling as banners flew overhead. This is American politics – a different vibe from UK politics. It has glamour and edge; it feels like popular culture rather than political cultivation, but that’s just how it works here.

I missed the very exciitng bit (image courtesy of Columbia Patch)

I missed the very exciitng bit (image courtesy of Columbia Patch)

It was a buzz!

It was a buzz!

I am interested in observing this political race from a PR aspect. I like to see how it all works, how the publicity shapes up and what it feels like. In one of my PR roles back in the UK I worked for several local councils, and have been through big UK elections, so I am fully aware of how it all operates back home. Here……well, I have a feeling it’s going to be flags and banners, and all sorts of high profile stuff that is just so, so different. And so, so interesting to be part of.

I also managed to get interviewed for the TV news in Baltimore about my thoughts on the announcement! I bet afterwards they thought…hang on, she’s British…she can’t vote….what’s she on about, why does she care?! Plus, I had not done my hair (note to self: always do hair) and was a tad sweaty (owing to large balls and bean bags, as above), so I sort of expect/hope they don’t use it, but we’ll see at 5pm news time!!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 140

Adult Swim Parties!

Adult swim in DC? What’s this all about? Pool parties and drinkiepoos?
Sounds like the sort of superficial nonsense that would be immensely enjoyable! 😉

Shall we try the other end? (That's what she said...)

Shall we try the other end? (That’s what she said…)

In reality I expect there would be lots of shallow, saucy shenanigans going on that must result in all sorts of things being swapped, and not just business cards. Make your own mind up!

Savage….

Savage, MD. I wanted to take a look at SavageFest, a town festival about 10 miles from us. People had been dissing Savage, saying it was a ‘bit rough’, but I wanted to see it for myself.

Put it this way. I come from a lovely town called Bradford on Avon, in Wiltshire. It is beautiful and gentle and rather refined in character. There is a neighbouring town called Trowbridge, which is a bit rough and ready and has some distinctive characters. Savage is like Trowbridge. But I enjoyed it, nonetheless, because it had some soul and a buzz to it, and above all it was different from what I had experienced in my little UK Desperate Housewife USA bubble.

SavageFest in full swing

SavageFest in full swing

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Getting ready for 4th July!

Getting ready for 4th July!

It's a cute town with some amazing houses!

It’s a cute town with some amazing houses!

Food stuffs everywhere!

Food stuffs everywhere!

And church stuff too

And church stuff too

And ruddy Funnel Cake!

And ruddy Funnel Cake!

I love this guy. He was looking at the flower baskets!

I love this guy. He was looking at the flower baskets!

These guys were on their front lawn (and totally out of it) enjoying the free festival and music!

These guys were on their front lawn (and totally out of it) enjoying the free festival and music!

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She is 73 and charming!

She is 73 and charming!

Promoting Historic Savage

Promoting Historic Savage

This guy stopped the traffic :)

This guy stopped the traffic 🙂

The American flag flies everywhere

The American flag flies everywhere

And people let me take their photos, which is always a relief, because sometimes they look like they want to headbutt me when I do. The majority, however, are delighted to share their American stuff, and for that I am grateful, because then I get to share it with you 🙂

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 139

Today’s musings

GBP sign
I realised yesterday that I had forgotten how to write a pound sign. Once I had looked it up, it still felt odd to write. Weird.

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Redneck Game of Life
Remember Game of Life from the 80s? Well there is a Redneck Game of Life and I really want to play it.

I'll be Turleen, you be Jerwayne Jnr

I’ll be Turleen, you be Jerwayne Jnr

This is the description: ‘Step into the world of “Redneck Life” where a roll of two dice determines the grade you complete in school. This sets you up for one of 11 fabulous careers including a Mullet Salon Operator or Monster Truck Announcer. Journey through Blue Collar Americana using credit to buy vehicles, get married, purchase a home, get divorced, remarried, and raise a passel of young ‘ens. Through accidents and brawls, players lose teeth during the game. Buy some back if you can, as the player with the most teeth at the end of the game wins!’

I feel a Redneck Dinner Party coming on….who’s got a trailer?

Marion Barry
Yesterday at Cantina Marina in DC the crowd was going nuts because Marion Barry was in the house. I had no idea who he was, but I certainly ooed and aaahed when they told me all about him…

Naughty, naughty Marion

Naughty, naughty Marion

So, the dude is an American Democratic politician who is serving as a member of the Council of the District of Columbia, representing Washington, DC’s Ward 8. Barry served as the second elected mayor of the District of Columbia from 1979 to 1991, and again as the fourth mayor from 1995 to 1999. In addition to his current term, Barry also served two other tenures on the DC Council, as an At-Large member (audible snigger from the UK Desperate Housewife) from 1975–79, and as Ward 8 representative from 1992–95. In the 1960s he was involved in the Civil Rights Movement, serving as the first president of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC).

Interesting, non? Well, read on! This gets juicy!

Barry came to national prominence as mayor of the national capital, the first prominent civil-rights activist to become chief executive of a major American city; he gave the presidential nomination speech for Jesse Jackson at the 1984 Democratic National Convention. His celebrity transformed into international notoriety in January 1990, when Barry was videotaped smoking crack cocaine (with a hooker) and arrested by FBI officials on drug charges. The arrest and subsequent trial precluded Barry seeking re-election, and Barry served six months in a federal prison. After his release, however, he was elected to the DC city council in 1992 and ultimately returned to the mayoralty in 1994, serving from 1995 to 1999.

Despite his history of political and legal controversies, Barry remains a figure of popularity and influence on the local political scene of Washington DC. The alternative weekly Washington City Paper nicknamed him “Mayor for life,” a designation that remained long after Barry left the mayoralty. The Washington Post has stated that “To understand the District of Columbia, one must understand Marion Barry.”

Well I never did! What a naughty fella! 🙂

What we British find annoying
Just so people know it’s all about tea, queues, pints, baked beans and Sherlock Holmes….

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 138

That Bay Bridge

I’ve shared my scaredy-cat view of the Bay Bridge, which you have to cross to get to lovely places like Rehoboth and all the beaches on the Eastern Shore, and cross it I have at least five times now, but I am no less scared each time (it’s the lack of high railings that make my stomach turn).

I had heard rumours of people taking money to drive your car across for you, and lo and behold, up popped this article on the Daily Mail!

The fact is, I’m not actually sure if I prefer to drive……being a passenger is even more terrifying 😦

One day I will learn to love this bridge; it is rather breathtaking after all.

How is that not just a little bit scary-fying?

How is that not just a little bit scary-fying?

Baddie Brits

FACT: we Brits are often cast as the baddies in US movies and TV series.

Just like Benedict Cumberbatch in the new Star Trek movie (and my favourite – Scar in the Lion King, voiced by Jeremy Irons).

There must be some good Brits in movies, aren’t there? I just can’t think of any. Anyway, top movie peeps have been giving their views on why they think Brits are baddies……do we just do it better…?

So bad he must be British....

So bad he must be British….

School holibobs

Arrrggggh! School holibobs are here! They are sooooo long in the USA! Granted, the kids here don’t get half terms, but still – this is three full months!

Thank you to the clever, thoughtful, kind person who invented summer camps. It was a wise thing to do.

The traditional view of a summer camp as a woody place with hiking, canoeing, and campfires is evolving, with all sorts of new fangled camps popping up – there are camps for the performing arts, music, magic, computers, language learning, mathematics, children with special needs, and weight loss (we know them as fat camps). And even the School of Protocol Summer Camp. Aren’t they supposed to be fun?

A fun summer setting the table

A fun summer setting the table

Nooooooo!

Nooooooo!

Cockney rhyming slang

I was chattting to a friend about Cockney rhyming slang t’other day and it really is a foreign language.

Here are some top rhyming slang uses that I hope my American friends will start using. It really does make things much more fun.

Apples and pears = Stairs
Berkeley Hunt = Take a wild guess….
Boat Race = Face
Bread (and Honey) = Money
Bristols / Bristol Cities = Titties (boobs)
Brown Bread = Dead
Bull and Cow = Row (argument)
(Have a) butcher’s / Butcher’s Hook = Look
And my fave, Cream Crackered = Knackered (tired)

If you want to find more rhyming slang to shout out randomly, see here 🙂

Rude British Road Signs

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Because it made me laugh. Are there any rude American ones? Not sure I’ve seen any yet – just lovely, amazing, crazy ones like Departed Sunset Lane and Golden Harvest Court and Warm Sunshine Path 🙂

US Cheese Rolling Champion

The USA man who won the cheese rolling down Cooper’s Hill, has only bloomin’ gone and lost his cheese!

I can’t Adam and Eve (believe) it!

Mix1073 podcast

Last night I hung out at Cantina Marina in DC with Brooke Ryan from Mix107.3 to be part of her podcast, which was super fun, plus it was utterly amazing to see the sunset on the river.

What fun we had drinking shots and talking about random stuff, all in the name of media.

The top thing about saying ‘yes’ to invitations and grabbing the opportunity is the people you meet. Just brilliant people from all walks of life, from places in the USA I’ve never been to, but need to go to, and how people just accept you and bring you in and talk and share and welcome you.

It’s a beautiful thing, peeps 🙂

Cantina Marina in DC!

Cantina Marina in DC!

Gorgeous sunset

Gorgeous sunset

Margarita time!

Margarita time!

Shots in the name of media

Shots in the name of media

Down in one!

Down in one!

Just excellent attire :)

Just excellent attire 🙂

Photo bomb!

Photo bomb!

A great night!

A great night!

Some awesome tattoo art

Some awesome tattoo art

I also got a chance to check out my Brit chum Caroline’s awesome, crazy, fantastical art that she’s been working on in the USA whilst I was there. Check it out!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 137

George Washington

Harry is singing a lovely song all about George Washington being a ‘great, great man’ at the moment, which he was taught at school. And a super little ditty it is too, except that when I listen to the lyrics I realise it’s all about how marvellous the president was at getting rid of the British….hmmmm! However, sing it he will, and learn about American history he must.

It makes me realise the irony of my excitement at getting to experience July 4th….but a party is a party in my book!

Cheerio to the Brits, said George

Cheerio to the Brits, said George

Fruitcake

I got told recently that Americans like to take the piss out of fruitcake. Really? Not a big fan myself, but why so amusing?

Many blame the much maligned fruitcake’s reputation on Johnny Carson. Back in December 1985, Johnny told his late night TV audience that there is only one fruitcake in the world, it is very heavy, and people keep sending it to each other.

Doorstop anyone?

Doorstop anyone?

People refer to fruitcake as a doorstop – some I’ve eaten have been similar, it’s true. Every January a “Great Fruitcake Toss” is held in Manitou Springs, Colorado. The object is to throw a fruitcake as far as possible, sometimes even using catapults.

Interesting fact, non?!

British / Ohio accent

The other day I got asked: ‘Where you from, Ohio?’.

a) I’m pretty sure the British and Ohio accents aren’t that similar and
b) I’m unsure if this is deemed to be a compliment or not….

Cheese rolling

A British tradition is Cheese Rolling, and it takes place annually near my home in the Cotswolds. This year an American won it!

We should bring it the USA. Perhaps we could roll fruitcake….?

Crazy people running down Cooper's Hill

Crazy people running down Cooper’s Hill

American beliefs

This amused me…..

Paul McCartney is a lookalike? Not even a lookalike would play Hey Jude that many times at various British concerts….

Would the real Paul McCartney please stand up (and not play Hey Jude)

Would the real Paul McCartney please stand up (and not play Hey Jude)

Coming to visit?

If you are a Brit and coming to visit me in the USA, take a look at this and then you will know exactly what to do with patio doors and air con. Honestly, it’s a minefield in the US home!

Watch out for the air con in USA houses

Watch out for the air con in USA houses

13 things that Americans do that the rest of the world find bizarre

Ever wondered about Walmart? Cheese in the USA? Cheerleaders? Carrying coffee? Puritanism? It’s all here so that we can understand our delightful American cousins a little more 🙂

Everyone loves a cheerleader!

Everyone loves a cheerleader!

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 136

Ocean City, Rehoboth, Delaware

So this weekend we took a roadtrip, along with 718,000 other Marylanders. I know this number, because a news and travel email pops up on my phone just as we are due to set off. It tells me: “Slightly over 718,000 Marylanders will travel this Memorial Day holiday weekend.That number is down almost 2 percent from last year. And 91 percent of Marylanders are expected to travel by car, rather pay to take a plane or train.”

I sigh inwardly.

However, as luck would have it, the first part of the roadtrip is a breeze, and we head on across the Bay Bridge (Gawd help, me I hate crossing that bridge) to stop 1 – Ocean City.

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1. Ocean City – so, a lot of people have told me Ocean City is like the Blackpool of the USA. And they’re not far wrong, but it is still charming and fun, and despite the rain lashing down on the boardwalk when we arrive, it’s a cool place – amusing and full of stuff to look, and, of course, people to watch. And endless amusement arcades. If I never go into an arcade again, I shall not be in the slightest bit sad.

This was totally eye-catching on the boardwalk

This was totally eye-catching on the boardwalk

Millions of t-shirts like this on display!

Millions of t-shirts like this on display!

A breezy boardwalk

A breezy boardwalk

I got me a delicious Reuben sandwich - check that off the to-do list!

I got me a delicious Reuben sandwich – check that off the to-do list!

Sign after sign....

Sign after sign….

Love this!

Love this!

When the sun comes out, so do the people

When the sun comes out, so do the people

Ace pic!

Ace pic!

The American flag was flying everywhere for Memorial Weekend

The American flag was flying everywhere for Memorial Weekend

No words.....

No words…..

2. People watching
I delighted in the eclectic mix of people on the beach and the boardwalk. Kids, teenagers, old folk, families – everyone was out and about, and I just snapped away…..

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3. Motel…
We stayed in a motel. I was kind of excited, kind of freaked out, kind of washing my feet before getting into bed. But all said and done, and despite the rigorous night-time activities above us, the revving of motorbikes by the very friendly biker gang and the near-divorce of next door’s couple at 2am, it was a memorable experience!

If you want cheap and cheerful, motels are the way forward :)

If you want cheap and cheerful, motels are the way forward 🙂

4. Fake finger
A short story for you.

Harry won a fake finger at one of the arcades and wore it with pride for the next five minutes, until we went into a shop selling all sorts of bits and bobs, including stuff for Senior Week (see no. 10 below). This stuff included shot glasses, beer headgear and bong pipes.
Harry couldn’t help himself and stuck his finger up the bong pipe.
And there it stayed for about 20 minutes, whilst I giggled a lot and took pictures, and the lovely shop assistant tried to get it out.
He did succeed, much to Harry’s delight!

Harry sticks his fake finger up a plastic bong pipe...

Harry sticks his fake finger up a plastic bong pipe…

There it is!

There it is!

Harry is totally confused and annoyed...

Harry is totally confused and annoyed…

The shop assistant gets it out! Hooray!

The shop assistant gets it out! Hooray!

6. Rehoboth
And so on to Rehoboth, and I like A LOT.

It is a beautiful place and feels much more natural in its surroundings than Ocean City.

We stay in abother motel. This one is a gay motel, and there are many men wearing shorter shorts than my Daisy Dukes, which is saying something. And very wonderful they look too (this goes for most of them – some of them should really have actually worn longer shorts…..). In fact my other half commented that his shorts were by far the longest on the beach, and that they were (thankfully)!

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7. Taxes
In Maryland we pay taxes on everything. A man in a restaurant delighted in telling us that in Delaware, they don’t. And it was very noticeable when the bill came.

Apparently Maryland has a rain tax, for big roofs, the man said. I don’t get it….

Anyway, he also said that Ocean City was named ‘Redneck Riviera’, which is a bit mean……. I know Rehoboth is more lovely, but still…

8. Desmond Wynn
Whilst enjoying a pizza in Mama Nicole’s in Rehoboth everyone there was ooing and cooing over a very handsome big chap.

“Who is he?’ I enquired.
“Why he is Desmond Wynn,” was the incredulous response.

I Googled him.

Desmond Wynn is an American football guard for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He’s like a star!

So, naturally it was picture time…

Me and Des, like buddies now

Me and Des, like buddies now

9. The beach at Rehoboth
The beaches are just stunning in this area. Beautiful state parks with endless, undulating sand dunes.
I am definitely coming back here again….

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10. Other stuff we learned on our holibobs
a) Senior Week – this is not a week for old people, as my other half thought, with admiration in his voice (he was definitely making a mental note to return here in his 60s for a weekend of partying).

This is, in fact, a week for teenagers to get totally and utterly wasted….

Be afraid, parents, be very afraid....

Be afraid, parents, be very afraid….

b) Go Fish, the British restaurant does the most amazing sticky toffee pudding, as recommended to me by my friend Melissa of SmittenbyBritain. In fact, it was so good, that Harry had two 🙂

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c) Brits are everywhere – we met a few on our travels (they heard our accents).

d) The lifeguards on the beach wear red and run up and down like Baywatch – and are fit 🙂

e) I loved America this weekend 🙂 Pictures sometimes speak louder than words, so here are a few more for y’all! The journey back is just as interesting if you don’t take the highway and you do see all sides of the USA. It made my weekend, seeing all this and more.

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 135

Tornado

Firstly, I cannot blog tonight without mentioning Oklahoma and such terrible devastation.

I can’t imagine what it must be like. We had the tail end of Hurricane Sandy and that rocked our little world in the Autumn/Fall, but this…..

Too sad 😦

Shoelaces

It’s been a troublesome week for my other half, whose main problem has been that he has been unable to find the right shoelaces for his shoes in the land of America.

It’s been a little like living with a hairy, swearing Goldilocks for five days.

‘Crap, these ones are too fat.’
‘Damn, these ones are too short.’
‘Bugger it, these ones are too long.’

This Goldilocks nonsense is getting right on my wotsits

Oooh, this Goldilocks nonsense is getting on my wotsits

Giant – check. Out of stock.
Kendals – check. Nope
Target – check. Wrong size.
Etc.

‘You’ll probably just have to buy some new shoes,’ one shop assistant told him.

To me this would sound an excellent excuse to initiate a purchase. To my other half, this is just ridiculousness being spouted forth. (I admit, on reflection, it is a little OTT.)

Such drama over shoelaces

Such drama over shoelaces

Four way crossing / All way stop

I’m still getting my head round how these work (a four-way stop is when there are four approaches to the intersection)….and every time I reach one I think ‘Why didn’t they just put in a roundabout?’

Anyway, I get told that the rules are whoever got there first can go first. And it’s all a bit stop / start / stop still with me, but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it 🙂

The interweb also tells me that in the USA, if vehicles arrive at approximately the same time, each driver must yield to the drivers on their right. So now I am even more confused…..

Who the f*ck goes now? not a clue.

Who the f*ck goes now? Not a clue.

Tea blog responses

What a lot of comments there were on my tea blog!

I am now adorned with knowledge about where to get tea in a pot, not ten miles from here!

I have also been given a tea challenge with my friend Nicole who writes the blog HoCoLoco. I am to prepare and pour her a proper cup of tea and in return she is going to get me an Arnold Palmer (a beverage consisting of iced tea and lemonade, named after American golfer Arnold Palmer) in order to see if I come any closer to liking iced tea (which currently makes me feel like barfing)…..watch this space!

Nice cold, ice cold

Nice cold, ice cold

To add to the tea theme, Dear Americans, if you’ve never dunked a biscuit in a hot drink, please, go and try it – in fact, try it now!

Dunking biscuits is a British tradition with a cup of tea, and this video explains (in British comedy terms by Peter Kay) all about the perils of dunking biscuits.

I have also been tasked with trying a Reuben Sandwich. I think I might very much like this (the Reuben sandwich is a hot sandwich of corned beef, Swiss cheese, with Russian or Thousand Island dressing, and sauerkraut. These are grilled between slices of rye bread – yummmmmy!), so any advice from lovely HoCo peeps as to where I may find the very best of these would be super!

Where can I get one of these?

Where can I get one of these?

No soft toss!

This sign was spotted this evening by yours truly.

Ooh matron!

Ooh matron!

In the UK this has a very different meaning from the US one (which I had to look up and FYI, fellow Brits, it means this: ‘A no soft toss sign at a baseball field generally means that batting practice type pitching is not observed on the field.’

Now I understand! It still makes me snigger like a schoolgirl, though 🙂

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Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 134

US cup of tea vs UK cup of tea

I met a British woman today, out of the blue, and we chatted for a while whilst she was working at her desk.

I didn’t realise she was British at first and the conversation started like this:

Her: ‘Where are you from?’
Me: ‘The UK.’ (I always say this a) because I am, and b) because if I say ‘The Cotswolds’ generally Americans don’t know where this is 🙂 )
‘Me too. Where abouts?!’
‘Oh, the Cotswolds.’
‘I’m from Northampton.’

She proceeded to tell me that she’d been here for nearly 20 years, and she still did have her accent, all said and done.

We mulled over the vast cultural differences between Britain and America, and discussed, as I often do with Brits out here, the very important thing that is the Cup of Tea.

That's a right proper looking British cup of tea, that is!

That’s a right proper looking British cup of tea, that is!

It is hard to get a good cup of tea here. I haven’t found one yet, though I feel it must exist somewhere!

I have spied some Americans making their cup of tea by putting a tea bag in cold water and, heaven forbid, microwaving it! Lord above, I am shuddering as I type!

A document has been drafted by the British Standards Online which shows how you really should make a cup of tea, though I know it even differs between Brits – milk first or hot water (from a kettle) first…..? Oh, the choices and preferences!

Mind the Gap also has an article on How to Make a Cup of Tea in the USA, as does Christopher Hitchens for the Guardian.

My favourite quote from his article about asking for tea, or getting a cup of tea out here in the USA, is this:

“Next time you are in a Starbucks or its equivalent and want some tea,” he writes, “don’t be afraid to decline that hasty cup of hot water with added bag. It’s NOT what you asked for.”

He adds that it is “virtually impossible in the United States” – his home for the last 30 years – “to get a cup or pot of tea that tastes remotely as it ought to”. His main gripe is that Americans seem to offer only cups of tepid water, with teabags served separately. Tea drunk like this, he says, is not worthy of the name – and is “best thrown away”.

It’s true – water is never hot! How can my tea bag infuse properly? I wonder if there is concern about being sued in case the hot water scalds…..it’s entirely possible that this is the case, since you can sue for just about everything else out here! And I’ve yet to find a teapot being used anywhere…..

Make mine a hot one!

Make mine a hot one!

In all this important tea discussion we realised that we were referring to our American cousins as ‘them’. How rude of us! Her boss must have also noticed and called out from the back office ‘I can hear you talking about us!’ How we grimaced!

I’m off to put the kettle on 🙂

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