My name American-stylie
American woman to me: ‘What’s your name?’
‘Claire.’
‘How do you spell that?’
‘C-L-A-I-R-E’
‘Oh…Claire! That’s my middle name!’
‘Oh ha ha! How do you say it then?’
‘I say it Clay-air. I am from the South, ya know.’
‘Funny! I realised when I came to America I suddenly had two syllables in my name.’
‘Well, I shall say it all British like you now. I like it! Fancy!’
Remember to set your TV to record cos I’m on the telly!
Remember in May when I filmed being a cop finding dead bodies and saying ‘there’s nothing to see here, folks’ for a TV show? Well, my 5.22 seconds in the Investigation Discovery Channel show Deadly Affairs will be aired Saturday 6 September, 9pm! Hoorah!
Wait for the bit when they either a) find the two lesbians’ bodies or b) when the neighbours are trying to find out what went on the morning after the night before – those’ll be my bits if they didn’t end up on the cutting room floor!
‘Deadly Affairs (Season 3), Blood Ties, TV-14 CC – Kathy Augustine is now on her fourth hubby, Chaz Higgs. But a whirlwind romance that seems like heaven, soon leads to hell. Later, her daughter Dallas is no stranger to a bad romance, and learns the most unconventional love triangles can be deadliest.’
I’m not sure if it’s airing in the UK, but I bet you’ll be able to find it courtesy of the World Wide Webology thing soon enough!
And then today I played a ‘party-goer’ for a different episode about some serial dating firefighter who’s having it off with all the chicks he can left, right, and up the ladder.
This is moi hanging with the firefighter dudes!
What fun! I’ll let you know when it airs, cos I defo got lots of flirty camera time in this one! π