Tag Archives: Lost in the Pond

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 622

Posted on June 11, 2015 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

My Americanisms The other day I emailed my British chum to ask for her ‘cell phone number’. How she must have laughed. ‘Of course, she means ‘mobile phone’, silly thing with her funny Americanisms,’ thought she. This will happen a … Continue reading →

Posted in American, British, British American differences, expat, expat life | Tagged America, American, Americanisms, British, expat, Lost in the Pond | 7 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 432

Posted on June 12, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

The World Cup Yes, it’s football time. Whether one lives in the UK or the USA, if one has an other-half whose life revolves around and is totally consumed by football, then you can pretty much rule out the next … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American, Americans, Blog, Brazil 2014, Britain, British, England, English, expat, football, hocoblogs@@@, Lost in the Pond, UK, USA, World Cup 2014, World Cup Widow | 2 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 418

Posted on May 13, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

The heat is on I don’t really have much to say about life in America except that it is now V HOT AND STICKY. Hoorah! 🙂 Snogging/making out This is true fact: USA folk: you make out. We Brits ‘snog’. … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged accents, America, American, American English, Americans, Britain, British, British English, Culture, England, English, expat, heat, language, Lost in the Pond, making out, poo, poop, school, snogging, summer, sun, UK, USA, weather | 4 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 415

Posted on May 8, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Mini Daisy Dukes If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you will know that I love wearing me some Daisy Dukes. Call it ridiculous, call it not-very-classy, call it a poor attempt at channeling a cowgirl, call it … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American, Americans, An Idiot Abroad, Bill Bryson, Blog, Britain, British, Culture, Daisy Dukes, England, English, eraser, expat, expats, football, hocoblogs@@@, Indianapolis, Karl Pilkington, lifestyle, Lost in the Pond, NYC, rubber, sausage rolls, school, soccer, UK, USA | 5 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 356

Posted on February 6, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Howard County: Living Life to the Fullest, by Me Folks, I’m doing all sorts in the lovely County of Howard, where I live. And I love it. I’m living it up! What do I to pass the time….? Well (deep … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged #hocomd, America, American, Americana, Americans, Baltimore Post Examiner, Blog, Britain, British, celebrity bartender, Chesapeake Shakespeare Company, Columbia, Culture, England, Evening in the Stacks, expats, Food Bank, Howard County, library, lifestyle, Lost in the Pond, maryland, nutrition, Romeo and Juliet, schools, Smitten by Britain, Tom Coale, UK, USA | 4 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 350

Posted on January 29, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

Valentine’s Day – Bah Bloody Humbug! (Note: grumpy Brit post follows… 😉 ) I’ve already had it with Valentine’s Day and the ‘everybody gets a card’ nonsense at school and it’s only January. Is this ridiculousness happening in the UK, … Continue reading →

Posted in Travel | Tagged America, American, Americans, Blog, Britain, British, British slang, British words, colloquialisms, Columbia, Culture, England, English, expat, heartbroken, hocoblogs@@@, humbug, kids, kindergarten, language, Lost in the Pond, maryland, Mormons, Oprah Winfrey, Rugby, school, soccer, teenagers, The Color Purple, UK, USA, Valentines cards, valentines day, Wilde Lake | 9 Comments

Desperate English Housewife in Washington, chapter 343

Posted on January 22, 2014 by ukdesperatehousewifeusa

My poem about the Winter Storm, Janus We are in the grip of a snow storm, and it’s doing me ‘ead in! So, confined to the house yesterday, I wrote this very poem…. Dear Janus, you can kiss my an*s. … Continue reading →